haikyuu boyfriend scenarios

dirty pick up lines they use on you

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𝗸𝘂𝗿𝗼𝗼 ♥
- nice thighs. they would look great with my head between them

𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗮 ♥
- my dick's been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

𝗹𝗲𝘃 ♥
- roses are red, violets are blue. i'm not good at poems. want to have sex?

𝘆𝗮𝗸𝘂 ♥
- did it hurt when you fell from heaven? because i've got a boner... no wait, i messed that up

𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗮 ♥
- if lesbians are defined by the things we consume, how do i get defined by you?