"damn baby ur so hot mamacita" said spongebob smugito-ly.
You were dating for 1,1037 years now, and only now did he decide to en-smutten you.
"Hey shawty" He said again, waiting for your response.
"Hey Babe, How are you my little milk butter?" you awnsered, sexily.
"is that a der flohwalzer in ur pants or are u happy to see me *smirks*"
"Dude thats my hair but go off"
66 hours later
"DAMN MAMACITA SO TIGHT AH"
"NGHG#R$R#IJ$R!#$#! AHHHHH" you moaned
time skip
"Finally, that was a hard shirt to put on."
"Yeah, Melo-D, I love you."
"Ew, hate you."
EXTRA
I like the view, said you
"UR MY BEST VIEW" he said
"NAHH FAM IM OUTTA HERE" you said, naruto-ing away.
