"Alright, cutie. You're going to regret wanting people to be dared. I dare you to shove, hmm, ten ice cubes down your pants and try to keep them in there for one minute. -pats your head- Good luck."
When I accept my Nobel Peace Prize, they'll be referencing this great moment. The moment, when Dodger Romeo Murdock defeats the odds and shoves ten ice cubes down his pants.
No. That would be too easy. Ten is for sissies.
I, however am not a sissy like my brothers and sisters. And for all of you who claim that my twin is infinity times cooler than me, some infinities are bigger than others and mine just happens to be bigger than his.
So, yes I will shove not one, but thirty- NAY FORTY ice cubes into my pants.
It'll be fucking majestic.
*plops on in there at first*
Is it too late to turn back? Dodger Jr is getting cold, you know. I mean. I'm not a chicken, but-
*forty ice cubes later*
I'm not crying, are you crying? No... no, this is fine... *sniffles*
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