𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐤𝐚'𝐬 𝐒𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐢 𝐗 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐗 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨

Christmas Special

Note: this chapter isn't included in the story, it is a christmas special since today is christmas and I have nothing better to do :D

Y/n POV: 

"Hisoka-chan~ I got your present right here!" I smiled at my older brother and he smiled back at me sweetly.

"Aww~ How sweet of my little sister to get me a gift for Secret Santa!" He spoke as he held his hands out.

I pulled up a little box which was wrapped nicely.

"Open it!" I said as I gave him mischievous wide grin and he shakes his head and starts to unwrap the wrapping paper.

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"...Pfft- HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I bursted out laughing at the three men's faces. When they saw the present I got for my brother.

"Y/n... Are you serious?" Hisoka asked still in disbelief that I actually got him a box of condoms.

I laughed as I nodded my head.

"I mean, the present's theme IS 'shady'..." Chrollo said a little uncomfortable.

Illumi only nodded his head as he gave Hisoka and I the stanky eye.

Chrollo then stood up and smiled, "Illumi, I got your present," 

Illumi went towards Chrollo and Chrollo then handed him a pair of scissors.

Illumi looked at Chrollo confused at what he was trying to talk about until Chrollo took a strand of Illumi's hair in his hands and said, "Think they can use a little trim Ms. Zoldyck,"

Illumi then let out his bloodlust and rolled his eyes as he took his hair back.

Hisoka then said, "Alright, so, I got Chrollo," he then gave Chrollo as jar.

Chrollo was confused, "Hisoka, if you wanted to shade me for the Kurta clan's massacre, shouldn't there be an eye in there?" 

"Oh, what makes you think that I'm shading you about that? I'm shading you about how your thirsty stans are threatening to take away all your cum, so you can protect it by putting them in a jar!" Hisoka said with a grin while I was laughing my ass off.

Chrollo was technically frozen at what Hisoka had just said.

Illumi then quietly came to me and gave me a hair comb which I was confused so I asked, "Huh? Why a comb? I'm pretty sure I comb my hair everyday,"

"It's for after we have sex, you're hair is always in a huge mess after we do it and I have to comb it for you in your sleep, now you can do it yourself,"

I felt my face get red and the other two guys go quiet.