This Is The Reason To Why Not Give Him Alcohol

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In a pla-

"Okay that's enough..."

"What do you mean?!- hey!- dafaq ay doing?!"

"Yo! This your friendly fucking Inochi here, been keeping some shit up avoiding tax Evasion and escape manslaughter."

"Dude, your drun-"

*POP*

"Listen here ya little grown ass man, stop being a little bitch and let me do my Introduction."

"...."

"Hmm, uh! Alright, this is gonna be the last Christmas special. So we doing this for the sake of Christmas by reseting time back to 26 or was it 25 December."

"Christmas is almost over, you can't just reset tim-"

"Who says I CAN?!, it's not like the gods of time will just kick my big ass balls or something."

"Dude, you seriously need a Hang-"

*SLAP*

"You Di!-(#&%) sucker.... Did you just switch on Censored sound didn't you?..."

"I did can't let you say big words big boy, now stop choking on a Di-(#%₱) and start Moving!."

"Huh.... What am I going to do with this Bi-(#&%) face..."

*BITZADUSTO! "

*BITZADUSTO! "

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*Timeskip... Eh, fuck you...*

"Why are we doing this again?"

"To give children pre- *Bur* sents to little Bois and Gals aye, why the fuck not?"

"I mean, are we sure doing this in Santa's way?"

The camera zooms out, as a broken window and a fallen Christmas tree, two knocked out adults with Blood, and Wounds on their faces and  smoke can been seen at the window.

"This surely looks like a Burglary, I mean we get two adults tide up and the fu-(#&%)ing cops are coming and it's been almost like I don't know, 7 minutes..."

"Oh Author-Kun, have you not have fai-"

*BOOM*

A red sleigh, was suddenly burning as the sounds of reindeer burning in Agony as a House was burning nearby, Mm, Tasty...

"In Me?..."

"That's literally the most Bu-(#₱&%) excuse I heard at all time..."

"Eh, ask The Anti-Social sonnova Bi-"

"Santa?"

"......."

"........"

"Santa, Is that you? Why is Mommy and Daddy tide up and red strawberry on them? And why is the Christmas tree have fallen?"

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