*Authors Note*
lol, finally an update after 2+ years so it's only acceptable for me to start off with a quote like this...
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If I won the award for laziness, I would ask someone to go pick it up for me.
Whenever I'm sad, you're there. Whenever I have problems, you're there. Whenever I lose control, you're there. Let's face it, you're bad luck.
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth, then it becomes a soap opera.
Been there, done that, then went there several more times cause I never learn.
I never make the same mistake twice, I make it four five times just to be sure.
Figured out what's wrong with my brain; on the left side there's nothing right, and on the right side there's nothing left.
Not to brag but, I don't even need alcohol to make bad decisions.
I don't need anger management, people just need to stop making me angry.
I saw the speed limit officer, I just didn't see your car.
I would like to my legs for always supporting me, my arms for always being by my side, and my fingers because i can always count on them.
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And end with some self appreciation XD
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Funny Jokes, Quotes & Riddles
РазноеThis is a book that's comprised of jokes, quotes, and riddles that I find funny and interesting. Some of these are taken from the internet and some are my own creations. Feel free to share these at the dinner tables and family gatherings for some ex...
