Once I ran in to a couple, the couple were men, a bad couple. They were bad. So very bad and gay. Gay is not wrong. Just bad. They ran at me, like they had slippery butter feet. Butter feet. I like butter. Once they caught up to me they smiled because they were gay. Not bad at all. The day this happened was the day they came so the day they came was the day it happened. Nothing happened to be frank. It was a fright though. The triangle wizard was kind he gave me traingles. He was not bad he was chill, the triangle man was shaped like a square triangle. "This offspring tastes good" I said. He squealed like a sad square triangle. Mind a square triangle is a triangle shaped square, yes good now back to getting my daily butter cravings. The cow made it, my cow, cool cow.
Now this was all a distraction, the cool cow, traingle square shaped wizard and gay old men are ridding you of all of your belongings. "Enjoy" the geezer said. "Where did he come from" imogen young said. The one replied "where did he go". Herbert, the cow, came from Cuba. This country has various varieties of laser shooting eye cows. Now, if you think about Cuba, you'd most likely see a very nice and we'll constructed government Infront of you right now. WRONG! You are deluded, the country is currently undergoing a very intense oil crisis. Nou thes is goin sumwer, I canny tel yes what o wher but, I can mention one thing tha es tha Huber es doin aight. Huber th couw es may favrurit person. AI lu Huber an I ll neve eve giv hub awa. Th fitn grm pcr tst es a mui stag fitn test.
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Non-Fictiondairy is evil. don't consume/buy it. it will lead to mass extinction. butter is fine, by all needs use butter as lubricant and/or consumption
