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ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇꜱ

Lili: Things have actually been going really well with Dayoung. Our friendship is in a really good place.
Lili: Last week I said, "Did you know the Weiner dog is neither a Weiner nor a dog?" Instead of saying, "Shut up, Yewon," she said, "Okay."

Lili: Name one time I haven't acted professionally
Seola: You're holding a juice box right now
Lili: It's to stop me from spilling my juice.

Lili: If I run and leap at Eunseo, she'll catch me in their arms!
Lili: *runs and leaps at Eunseo*
Eunseo, who is holding coffee: *drops the coffee to catch her*

Lili: time-sensitive question how flirt boy
Dayoung: Throw rocks at he
Seola: Hot dog
Eunseo: Kill him
Lili: thanks guys

Xuan Yi: Do you know when you know someone, and you see that they have another, like, life away from you and it feels weird?
Xuan Yi: Like when you see your teacher in the grocery store weird, or like when someone you've known for a long time starts wearing a cowboy hat weird?
Lili: The... The first thing weird
Xuan Yi: Oh, that's good, 'Cause I was thinking about getting a cowboy hat

Lili: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Mei Qi: Oh, you've been?
Lili: Once. In Monopoly.

Lili, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Dawon: How?
Lili: How what?
Dawon: How could they be worse?
Lili: They couldn't, I lied.
Dawon:

Lili: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Cheng Xiao: You're like 18 years old
Lili: I MIGHT DIE AT 36!

Lili: God, give me patience.
Soobin: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Lili: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

Mei Qi: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Lili: Killed without hesitation.
Mei Qi: No.

Exy: Yewon...
Lili: Oh no, 'Yewon' in b-flat.
Lili: You're disappointed.

Lili: I turned out perfectly fine!
Xuan Yi: Yewon, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Lili: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Lili: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Eunseo: Go the fuck to sleep
Lili: What gif I don't want to?
Eunseo: Fuck You

Lili: Well, it rained today, but as a whole, it's been warmer than it was last week.
Bona: Why does it seem like every time you talk to us, you end up talking about the weather? Is your life so unimaginably dull that you can't think of any events in your life to describe that might be more interesting than the weather? Let's think of something for you to talk about other than the weather. I mean, we barely even know anything about you, other than where you live.
Bona: Let's start there. What do you do for a living?
Lili: I'm a meteorologist.

Eunseo: Let me copy your homework.
Lili: I was gonna copy yours.
Eunseo: Well, shit.
Lili: Guess I'm not doing it.

Luda: So you like cats?
Lili: Yeah.
Luda: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

Yeoreum: That was so hot, Athena.
Lili: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Yeoreum: I'm so in love with you.

Yeonjung: There's something I have to ask about you-know-who.
Lili: Voldemort?
Yeonjung: No.
Lili: Is it Voldemort?
Yeonjung: It's not Voldemort.
Lili: You haven't mentioned wizards once in this conversation, so I'm gonna have to assume it's Voldemort.

Cheng Xiao: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Lili: I don't want your advice.
Cheng Xiao: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.

Lili: Are you trying to seduce me?
Luda: Why, are you seducible?

Lili: I can't believe you've done this.....
Exy: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Lili, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

Yeonjung: Did it hurt when you fell-
Lili: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Yeonjung: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Lili: ...
Yeonjung: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

Lili: Can I have some water?
Dayoung: *starts chugging their water bottle*
Dayoung: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Dayoung: *spills water all over themself*
Dayoung, coughing: I don't have any water.

Yeoreum: Do you think I'm ugly?
Lili: It's not about looks, Yeoreum. What's valuable is on the inside...
Yeoreum: Lili...
Lili: For example, someone's heart.
Yeoreum: Aw... Stop it-
Lili: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Yeoreum: Seriously, stop.

Bona: What's up? I'm back.
Lili: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead
Bona: Death is a social construct.

Lili: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Seola:
Seola: I like you.

Dawon: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
Lili: Fake?