Identity v Walmart au

chapter one

ah yes Walmart the perfect job.

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Goes josephs alarm clock.
joseph woke up in a cold sweat, he got up and mumbled ". I hate this fucking job." he got up from his bed and turned his alarm clock off. it was 6:30 in the morning. he sighed to himself as he went into the bathroom. he turned the shower on. he took his clothes off and got in the shower. he started to cry, "I don't understand. I'm 40 and working at Walmart. I should of never dropped out of college.". 20 minutes later. he got out. wrapped a towel around himself. stared at his tooth brush and toothpaste then left the bathroom. he got ready and put his uniform on. he smiled and looks in the mirror. "I'm looking good" he did finger guns and then left his room. he left his house. He definitely thinks he's the main character. he began walking. walmart was 14 minutes from his house he was thankful for that. he was the first one to show up obviously. he opened up the place. he walked in and texted everyone to get up. he was their second alarm clock. he then smiled at his phone screen. It was a picture of mary. he was in love with her. he was very nervous around her. maybe he should gain the courage to ask her out. he was thinking and smiling. until Edgar walked in "excuse me old man. stop being a pervert. anyways I clocked in." Joseph looked embarrassed "Edgar. Don't be so rude to your manager!" Joseph sounded like he was gonna cry. Edgar sighed "whatever I'm just saying. we need to get everything ready.." Joseph turned his phone off. "Right."
Ann dropped Andrew off "see you later honey!!" She smiled. Andrew Smiled a little "thank you mother! I'll see you later." he then waved goodbye as ann blasts Christian music andrew walked in the Walmart Edgar teased him "mamas boy." Andrew gets embarrassed. . and ignores edgar, he gets everything ready for his cashier job. he was excited. He loved his job. It helps his mom a lot.
Luca walked In with his skateboard "hey y'all." Tracy smiled "hi Luca! umm... you probably should put that In the staff room.." Luca Smirked "nah im gonna skateboard around the Walmart" "Joseph's gonna kill you." Tracy said. as luca went on his skateboard and went zoom Joseph heard Luca and then started to yell "YOU BETTER GET OFF THAT SKATEBOARD NOW. PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK THIS WALMART IS LOW QUALITY COME ON YALL"
A few customers walked in. dream witch got a shopping cart and then put her children in the cart. andrew just stood there and looked confused but didn't question her. dream witch hummed as she pushed the cart as her children cried for toys
norton looked sad "is nobody gonna order anything??." he hated subway. and Walmart. Why did he agree to this job? he wants to quit but Joseph won't let him. is Joseph really that desperate for people?. *flashback* norton sighed "I'm quitting. Joseph I barely get paid. And plus when does anybody eat subway???" Joseph cried and went on his knees "PLEASE NORTON. DON'T QUIT...PLEASE NOBODY ELSE WILL WORK SUBWAY BESIDES YOU. PLEASE" he was crying. norton didn't know how to feel that a 40 year old man was crying on his knees. he looks down at Joseph "fine. I'll keep working. you're a terrible manager forcing people to stay. really." *flashback over*

wu chang saw a umbrella and tried to walk out with it. Edgar stopped him. "What do you think you're doing? Are you dumb?" wu chang got nervous "what are you talking about?"
Edgar sighed "you literally have our umbrella. From the store. In your hands. gimme that." Edgar snatched it from Wu Chang's hands. he rolled his eyes. "Why are our customers so stupid?" wu chang sobbed
mary was doing galateas hair as Joseph walked by and saw Mary smile. he then blushed. michiko saw "it's pretty obvious. we all know you like her. joseph. why don't you ask her out?" Joseph shaked his head no. "I honestly don't think she'll like a guy like me...she's a beautiful lady..and me? I'm pretty much a nobody." michiko frowned "don't be so hard on yourself joseph. You need to be more confident and talk to her." Joseph then looked down "I-I guess you're right- But ah... I'll try my best..." michiko then smiled. "that's my manager." michiko had a crush on Mary too. but wanted what's best for Joseph. Mary was done checking out galatea. "Enjoy your day miss." Mary then put her money away.  Joseph then waved at her awkwardly. Mary waved back "ah- hello manager anything I can help you with?"
Joseph then blushed "w-well I- uh- c-can we talk?" he did not know how to talk to women. Mary got nervous. was she gonna get fired? she thought "Ah- okay. Of course." Joseph and Mary went outside. Walking together Joseph looked down. "I-I was thinking...how about you..and me uh- well- are you seeing anyone- shit-" Mary giggled a little bit and put her hand on his shoulder "yes. Joseph I'm not seeing anyone. I would love to go on a date with you." Joseph blushed. he was about to freak out. "r-really?" he was so happy he could cry. mary
blushed aswell "of course joseph. see you tomorrow at 8." she bowed and walked away and Joseph smiled at her. until next chapter. they will go on a date. And then edgar and ganji has to take over.
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