TITLE CREDIT TO alexturnerspants HAHSH BEFORE I START I KEEP ON MAKING THOSE PHOTOSHOPPED PICTURES YK LIKE THE ONE ABOVE WHEHWHD ALSO THANKS FOR #12 ON ALEX TURNER ⚠️🕳 •••••••
Your local IKEA was closed due to the holidays and you and Al really needed new furniture for your new place so after hours of sitting in traffic and researching good home dec stores, you finally settled on going to this place called HOOGA (a.u: I WENT THERE THIS MORNING SO LIKE INSPO YES AHHSEH).
It was quite a long way away from where you currently were but Alex agreed as soon as you told him there was a huge bakery next door. You knew that would get him to go cause he was groaning all day on how he wanted his " BLOOMING GHOST COOKEHS" !!
— time skip to the store because I just can —
Alex eagerly dragged you out of the car and towards the bakery. (a.u. Hope the following speech is quite self explanatory) " NO ALEX first the beds and stuff. Then the cookie."
"B-but love I need me ghost cookehs! You can get some too!! The bed can wait :(" he pouted.
"Alex no buts!! Are you going to be living in our new house or the ghost cookie?"
"T-the gho- I mean house yes. uh let's go I suppose."
"Good choice." You mumbled something to yourself as the both of you entered the store.
"Wat was that darlin'?" "N-nothing.." you said innocently (something like this emoji 🥰🥰🥰) (a.u. you decide what you mumbled) He smirk/ snorted and followed you into the store.
(Idk why I cant import the photos I took of the store 🥲 )
The store was huge, and looked like a teenage girls dream room; fairly lights and vines with fluffy carpets and multiple sweet aromas.
Alex's phone started ringing. "Sorry love I gotta take this it's Jameh.."
You nodded and let go of his hand, heading over to another aisle to look at some succulents that caught your eye. After exploring for a while, you decided to check if Al had gotten off the phone with Jameh. You got to where you left him, only to see that he was gone 🙄🙄🙄!
"Darlinnnnn'" you heard his raspy voice and your head jerked around, looking for the out of control Alex.
All of a sudden you saw what looked like Alex's leather jacket swoosh past the mug aisle. you hear a faint "shite stupid boots" .
Smirking to yourself, you decide to ruin what you supposed was Al's plan to scare you by jumping up on him, the still figure that was standing behind the shelf opposite you.
Making sure you didn't start snorting with laughter, you creeped up to the shelf and grabbed the person who you thought was Alex. To your dismay, this was not Al. Instead this was a couple
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(YES ITS COLIVER FROM HTGAWM 😯🤚)
You stood there speechless as the older man with a beard raised his eyebrows, his husband (as the ring on their fingers testified) gave you a small smile.
"Hey there is everything ok?" he asked.
Before you answered, you realised that you were still holding the bearded man's arm, who had no expression on his face.
You quickly let go and cleared your throat.
"Uh y-yes I'm so sorry I thought you were someone else um have you seen a guy in a leather jacket, strong Sheffield accent?"
The bearded man spoke up, he had an American accent and a deep voice that somewhat made you feel safe.
"We haven't seen anyone like that, now please excuse me." He walked away to look at some carpet colours.
"I am very sorry about Connor, my husband. He's not really a people person you know? But he's right we haven't seen anyone like that I'm sorry... do you need help finding him?" The nice looking one stated (Oliver).
This man seemed very nice, unlike Connor who seemed scary but at the same time you knew you shouldn't accept. For all you knew this couple could be serial killers or something (if ykyk)
You mumbled a quick "it's ok thanks" and fast walked backwards, stumbling into someone's arms. You stopped breathing for a second, thinking that you had run into yet another stranger but then a waft of a familiar aroma went up your nose. It was Alex's aftershave. You turned around to see him snorting and smirking at the same time.
"HAHAHA ya good love?" You angrily huffed at him before smiling. You couldn't stay mad at him.
— time skip to after Alex explains the prank or smth cause idk it doesn't make sense I just randomly wrote summat —
"Look love, this bed is affordable and comfortable asf" He patted the space next to him as you got onto the bed, smiling at its comfort.
" I see you've found him" a familiar voice exclaimed. Looking up, you saw that it was this supposed Connor. You smile and nodded as he went back to his husband.
You and Al both agreed to get this bed and as you were about to pay, he said "Hey love, wanna shag before I go get my ghost cookie?" You gave him a light punch and snorted.
— technically I'm lazy to write the ending so y'all go and get the ghost cookies you promised him—
OK HELLO IF U STAYED THANK YOU. IM SORRY THIS IS SUCH A CRAPPY CHAPTER I JUST GOT LAZY I PROMISE ILL GET BETTER 🤺🕳⚠️😏😯
