'Ow!' Liv's head bonked against the ceiling when she entered Eef's house. Eef, a fairy, had a smaller home than Liv did. As to say, smaller- the doors were less high, but the rooms itself were about ten times bigger than those in Liv's house.
The reason for that was only because Eef had a lot of money, and Liv had spent all of hers on her therapist: Kim Hongjoong. Hongjoong was, in fact, also a fairy and the husband of Eef. That's how Liv and Eef knew each other.
'Liv?' Eef yelled from the kitchen. It was usually Liv who hurt herself when she came in, as she was one of the most clumsy people the fairy had ever met. 'Yes, yes,' Liv answered, and she came into the kitchen while she rubbed her head where it hurt.
'Ah, isn't that my favorite dwarf!', Eef yelled out. Liv grinned a sore smile and quickly looked at the bakings of the fairy. 'Ooooh, muffins!', she yelled out whilst attempting to grab one, but Eef pushed her hand away. 'Don't touch them, Livvie! These are for Sir B, I'm going to his house in about an hour.'
Liv looked for a chair to sit down, but she didn't saw one that was big enough for her.
(No, Liv, i'm not saying you're fat, just saying that a fairy is clearly ten times as small as a stupid dwarf.)
She decided to sit down on the floor and almost fell down doing so.
(Clumsy dwarf, yes)
'So, you're going over to his house, then?', Liv asked. Eef blushed and added some sprinkels on the muffins. 'You can never know enough maths-'
'YOU'RE MARRIED,' Liv yelled all of a sudden, causing Eef to fall out of the air. (Fairies can fly guys) 'AND SIR B HAS KIDS!' Eef looked up at the dwarf.
'As long as I don't see any kids, I don't believe they're there.'
Liv sighed in disappointment. 'We both know that-' 'I'm sorry that I, unlike all the morons without a brain, want visual proof before I believe something exists.' The dwarf stared at her. 'Didn't they say that it was the other way around-'
Eef threw her muffins on Liv's head. 'Shut up.'
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Fanfictiona random story i wrote for my friend,,,,,, i don't know either this is really stupid pls don't judge me thanks DISCLAIMER: WRITTEN FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!! NOTHING IN THIS BOOK IS REAL, NOR DO I WANT IT TO BE REAL. THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING...
