Text: Jungkook + Jimin

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Finally An Actual Married Man
hyung?

olympic gold medalist mini golf player
That 'hyung' is scaring me
What did you do!?

nothing.

I don't believe you

hyung, i just want to thank you. for literally everything. i don't know where i'd be without you and i'm so glad you're a part of my life.

You'd be single and dead

exactly.

Well I'm glad I have you too
I would also probably be single and dead without you

you're still single . . . ?

Shut up we're working on it!

okay, sorry!
but i'm serious.
thank you.

Yeah yeah yeah whatever. Now go dick down your husband he's needy

wtf??!!

What?? He texted me that he was horny but didn't know how to ask for you

i-

-'ll go fuck him now then!!
Have fun! Make sure to uSE PROTECTION

i regret all 20 years of our friendship.

Oh shut up you know you love me

yeah yeah whatever 🙄 just a little though.

A little's still a lot to me

i know it is.

Alright enough with the sappy stuff
Go HELP YOUR HUSBAND

OH MY GOD OKAY
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OH MY GOD FUCK OFF

YOU FUCK OFF

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GOODBYE

BYE

I LOVE YOU BRO

I LOVE YOU TOO BRO

BYE

BYE

❤️❤️

ew, gross. bye.

heart: broken
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