Stop 🛑 it Debra 👩🏼‍🦰

Dumb things me and my friends have said

Me: "Ok so I've come to the conclusion don't ❌ put pepper 🌶 juices🧃 in your rice 🍚"

Gracie: "pepper juices🌶🧃??"

Me: "Shit, I meant hot sauce bitch!"

Gracie: "When you said pepper juices I heard hotdogs 🌭  and thought of hotdog water 🌭💦"

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Gracie: "Listen he 👨🏻 has a quirky 🤠 name we don't judge 👨🏼‍⚖️ him."

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Me: "Out if all the things you have spilled and none of them are cum."

Gracie: "I know I'm very disappointed 😞"

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Gracie: "You know that Megan the Stallion song that goes something something jaws"

Me: "Yeah..."

Gracie: "I think 💭 of Santa 🎅🏼 every time bc of his fin like eyelashes"

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Gracie: "The shark 🦈 is levitating 🧚🏼‍♂️ should I be concerned? Yes 👍🏻 Am I? No it's kinda hot 🥵"

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Me: "At least when I drove the titanic we survived 🚢"

Gracie: "Bitch barely you sunk it then it resurrected from the dead ☠️"