Hetalia Crack introduction

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Me: Ok guys let's not get too crazy, do you understand?

Italy: Nope! PASTAAA! *takes out pasta and throws it at Germany*

Germany: -_-

Japan: *takes out camera*

America: *crashes through the window* DUDES! I'm here now so now the party has started!

England: You gits calm down already! *slowly pours beer on his head*

France: *naked and already passed out*

China: *stares* yep. Not crazy at all! *holds Hello Kitty plush* MY PRECIOUSSS! ...aru.

Russia: *throws pipe across room* SOMEBODY BECOME ONE WITH ME ALREADY! *rips off shirt*

Canada: *runs around room pouring maple syrup everywhere* MAPLE BITCHES! NOTICE ME SENPAI!!!

Me: ...or not. The sad thing is that it gets WAY weirder than this-

Prussia: *interrupts me and swings on a random vine* ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA IS HERE! NOW SHUT UP!

Me: I'm outta here *kicks Prussia off vine and walks away as the chaos continues*

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