Me: Not 1 of my favorites but I ship it a little.
Harry: HOW ON EARTH COULD YOU SHIP THAT! GINNY'S MINE!
Ginny: Harry calm down. It's not like we would get together.
Harry: I still sink it Though.
Ginny: I like her as a friend.Sink.
Luna: I agree with Ginny.
Neville: Sink.
The rest of the golden trio: Sink
Draco: I can care less. Sink
Everyone else: Sink
Me: On that note Here's a cute picture of Hinny!Everyone Accept Ron: Awww!
Me: Now we're adding someone to the cast! Professor Snape!
Snape: Why am I here?
Me: You're here because we're reacting to ships or relationships That people make. And you have to stay here. Unless you want me to hex your ass off!
Snape: Okay then. Do you have any vodka?
Me: Yes but don't get drunk.
Snape: * Takes it* No promises.
Me: Now what do you think of Linny. Luna and Ginny!
Snape: Um Though I don't really care I sink it.
Everyone including me: Thank Jesus!
Me: We need to get to the next ship. Come on guys! Only the people on the list by the way.
Everyone who was not on the list: Come on! Are we that bad!
* By then they're already gone in the door is locked* Seriously!