I was sitting in my sister seat at the cafeteria table. It was my first day at a new school. I heard the door to the playground creek open. There I sister saw Ced- Edward Cullen the most beautiful man in the history of the sister solar system. His skin shined like diamonds.
After school
After school I was walking to my favorite coffee shop listen to my favorite playlist on sister shuffle. When I feel to big strong muscular bulging arms come around my mouth and elbows. He laughs it's Joe Exotic. He takes me deep into the forest continuously hate crimping me. He ties me to a really big sister stick. As I am almost burned at the sister stake I hear a russell in the bushes. It's sister sexy Edward Cullen coming to my reduce he bites and kills Joe Exotic. Then he comes over and unties me. We make out for like five minutes. After that I bring him to my house and sister sit him on the bed to do his makeup. and that's how Edward Cullen became the Vampire Princess and killed 347 people before he was caught and sent to back to hogwarts and revealed his true identity as Cedric Diggory. THE END
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