i t havs ben 7 months after the ed shitrag concert and you are now pregnant wit his shits baby it will be a shit baby!?!??!?!?!?!? you vomit puke and shit everywhere lmao *2 months later* you are rushed to the hospital by ur mom who approved of the shit baby but your sister didnt and tried to stick a hanger up your coochalakahakamakashakacakawakarakatakayakapakasakadaka to kill ur shit baby, but that didnt work because the shit baby was being formed in ur ass so you killed your sister and shit on her dead body, when you are pushing the body out of ur asshole you see ed shitrag walk into your room!?!??!??!?! you are so happy you run up to give him a hug and a kiss with the babies head sticking out of ur asshole he then pulls out a gun and says "revenge for almost killing me with ur shit" the doctors are worried because ur baby looks like the inside of a nutella jar like um chile pretty sure that aint healthy. you are bafled as to why the doctoers lat hem heav a gunh!??!?!?! he shoots you and the baby survives but you dont and ed sheeran is now in prison and the baby grew up and became a murderer and went on a killing rampage!!!!!
The end, like fr this time. I got dared t do this chapter so lmao this story was a joke like nobody stans homphobic ed sheeran like he looks like ron weasly on 60 pounds of heri0n and crack ok lub!!
