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1:30 PM
Kana: Pros of having an adorable depressed cloudy boyfriend:
Gives good cuddles
Hair is very fluffy
You constantly have an excuse to comfort him
Overprotective
Very UwU cute
Cons of having an adorable depressed cloudy boyfriend:
None
Nagi: Cons to having an adorable depressed cloudy boyfriend:
Literally everything about me
Are they dating yet: I can hear Nagito begging for his life from across the campus-
Chiaki: Pros to having a "lame" spiky haired boyfriend:
Gives good hugs
Can pick you up and carry you
Will play video games with you
Has a personality that is overprotective
Cons to having a "lame" spiky haired boyfriend
None
Hajime: Kanako started a trend where people's GF's compliment them and I love it
Tenko: Pros to having an adorable magic baby girlfriend
Does magic shows for you
Adorable
Very snuggleable
Nyeh
Cons of having an adorable magic baby girlfriend:
None
Himiko: I love you Tenko-
Komaru: Pros of having an insecure writing girlfriend:
Shares personalities with an overprotective serial killer
Will write books for you
Gives you endless hugs
Cons of having an insecure writing girlfriend:
None
Toko: But we're not even dating-
Komaru: We adopted the warriors of hope as our children, are you seriously gonna deny it?
Toko: Nevermind, apparently we are dating
Komaru: :D
Are they dating yet: I'm just gonna, pass away
Miu: Good!
Nagi: I SURVIVED!!
Sadly...
Kana: I SWEAR TO GOD-
Angie: *Atua
Nagi: FINE!! I'M GLAD I SURVIVED!!
Kana: THANK YOU.
Nagi: Pros of having a beautiful loving assassin girlfriend:
Everything, but let's get into specifics
Falls asleep a lot so you get an excuse to carry her
Very stronk
Gives the BEST hugs
Did I mention how beautiful this woman is?
Cons of having a beautiful loving assassin girlfriend:
Cons? Never heard of them
Kana: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MY PRECIOUS BABY
Perverted tomfoolery: Pros of wishing you had a loving beautiful assassin girlfriend:
Nagi: ABSOLUTELY NOT SIR.
Perverted tomfoolery: :'(
Kana: :D
I just attempted to go to my dorm because I forgot Kirigiri was holding an investigation.
Nagi: I just witnessed Kana fall over in the middle of the hallway I'm very worried-
UPDATE: She's okay, she just fell asleep
Byakuya: HOW DARE YOU ALL SPEAK OF SUCH CUTE THINGS IN FRONT OF THE GREAT BYAKUYA TOGAMI!
Nagi: What-
Byakuya: SILENCE PEASANT!
Nagi: What are you doing?!
Byakuya: I'M DOING A VICTORY DANCE!
Kana: I WAKE UP FROM MY CUDDLES, ONLY TO CHECK THE CHAT, AND FIND *THIS*?
Nagi: Crap, you pissed Kana off
NaEGGi: Why are you even doing a victory dance???
Byakuya: BECAUSE TOKO ISN'T GONNA BE CHASING ME AROUND AND STALKING ME ANYMORE!
NaEGGi: Wait, why?
Komaru: ...Did you get the shirt I sent you
NaEGGi: ...It says "best uncle"
KOMARU WHAT DID YOU DO.
Komaru: I adopted!
NaEGGi: Oh, okay
