Illumi sat at the table, his posture was straightened and polite. The thing was...
He was staring right into your eyes.
It's almost as if the guy doesn't even blink! You thought to yourself, as you felt a chill go down your spine.
"Soo-" you were suddenly cut of, almost perfectly by the assassin's voice
"I saw a video of two people walking down a white carpet." He started playing with his hair.
"O-oh?" You said freaked out.
"One was wearing a white dress, and the other was wearing a suit." He continued looking back at you.
"A wedding, Illumi." You said, frowning.
He tilted his head in confusion and stared.
"When two people love each other, they get married."
"What does it mean?"
"It means they will be together forever."
"A contract?"
"No."
He sat there In confusion, his hand over his mouth, thinking.
"So were getting married?" He said looking back at you. With a straight face
You shot up and spin around, hiding your blush. He sat up with you, and walked next to you.
"People who work together as partners dont get married." You said, turning your head.
"But I love you." He said without a problem.
Your face was red, as you whipped you head around and looked at him, with total confusion.
"Do you even know what that means?!?" You said, flustered.
"Yes, I was told about it." He said, holding his hands up.
He formed an "O" with his thumb and index finger, and slid his other index finger in.
You yelped and fell over, blushing more.
"WHO-"
"Hisoka." He said extending his hand out to help you up.
You spun around and speed walked away scared for your dear life.
Suddenly, you felt his hands wrap around your waste as he covered your mouth.
"MMMMMPH!!" You shouted, squirming from the assassin's grip.
He ran his finger along your lips and said, "Am I doing it right."
"AHHHHHHHH" You shouted, spinning around and falling over again, kicking your feet out, propelling yourself backwards.
"Why is your face red, are you sick?" He asked, walking forwards, as you kept kicking.
You blinked, and he had dissapeared.
"You feel warm." He said, once again behind you.
You spin around, shocked and scared of how the hell he got behind you.
"Oh I know!" He said, looking up
He grabbed your face and leaned in, putting his lips on yours.
"MMMMPHHHH" You screamed, his tounge in your mouth.
You grabbed his hands trying to remove them , but it was no budge. THIS GUY ISNT EVEN STOPPING FOR AIR!! you thought to yourself, ready to pass out.
He leaned backwards, letting go and looked at you, yet again
"Thats what hisoka taught me." He said brushing his hand through his hair, looking to the side.
Just what did they do when they were partners?! You thought to yourself, flustered
*skip to night*
You make your way to your room, absolutely exhausted from today.
What in the.. you turn around and illumi stands there, holding his blankets and pillow.
"Why." You said, sitting on your bed.
He dint respond, and walked forward.
He sat down, and pit his hand on your shoulder, pushing you down. What in the name of everything holy?! You thought to youself, as he hugs you, falling asleep.
You squirm, but even if he's asleep there is no fucking way you are getting free.
You finally give up, getting tired and drifting off.
P.S. I'm sorry this one inst that good, I just thought the idea was funny a d wanted to write it. Maybe I'll go back and fix it later.

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Illumi X Reader
Фанфикomgomg I actually wrote a HxH fanfic thos is illumi struggling to figure out 'love'