Class 1-A's Chaotic Holidays

Denki's Date

Kaminari Denki was up to something. Mina just can't put her finger on what. He was sneaking out during the day, not returning her calls, and has been texting all day through the class. So, Mina decides she needs to know.

So the next time Denki tries to sneak out, she puts on her fanciest spy suit and tails him.

"Babe I'm almost there, I'm sorry I'm late sensei was wreaking havoc on my life," Kaminari said into the phone, a soft smile on his lips.

Mina's jaw dropped. Denki had a fucking girlfriend. AND HADN'T TOLD HER.

"Shoot, I gotta go my phone's gonna die. I love you bitch,".

Mina blinked. Did...did Denki just call his girlfriend a bitch? Mina was going to give him one hell of a talking to when she finally met the lady of the hour.

In her fit of rage, she lost track of Denki, who slipped off somewhere in the mall. Mina frowned. Now she was gonna have to search the entire mall to find them. She huffed and started on her hunt.

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After about 20 minutes of hunting, she'd given up and headed for the food court to get herself a depression pretzel.

She sighed, kicking the ground lightly while waiting in the line.

"Um...are you alright?" A boy standing in front of her in the line asked.

Mina's mood worsened, she was not in the mood to be hit on in the mall again. This started happening so often after the sports festival, "Ah no I'm...alright,".

Nevermind. He's cute. She wants to hug him for the rest of her life. The boy was admittedly pretty short and had gorgeous green eyes and hair. He was wearing a white school uniform that she recognized as some form of the Somei uniform, and was carrying a bag full of notebooks and research books like it was nothing. What a fucking catch, he's nice, cute, smart, and ripped.

"Oh, then sorry to interupt. You looked a bit distraught," He smiled at her.

"Ah yeah, I lost track of my friend. Now I'm getting a depression pretzel. What brings you here?" Mina asked, trying to strike up a conversation, so she can revel in this god's presence.

"Oh! I'm doing a big research project on the long term effects of the growing strength of quirks. I'm meeting my boyfriend for some help. He's been so much help this whole time, I swear he's the smartest guy ever met," The boy gushed, "Oh! I'm Izuku by the way, Izuku Midoriya,".

"Mina, Mina Ashido,".

They chatted awhile, moving themselves to the food court and chatting for a while Izuku waited for his boyfriend. Mina honestly couldn't wait to meet them. Especially with how much Izuku hyped them up, the guy sounded like a sexy Einstein.

Spoiler alert: He was not a sexy Einstein.

The guy that walked up would the fool who had to lead her on a goose chase, to begin with.

Denki had walked into the food court looking as confused as ever. Mina watched him like a hawk. She could only assume he was looking for his girlfriend.

"You is my baby!" Denki yelled loud enough for the food court to hear. Mina looked at him like he was insane. Has he no shame?

Izuku perked up, looking around, before a big smile broke onto his face, "MY FUCKING CINNAMON APPLE!" Izuku called back.

Mina was confounded.

Even more so when, Denki immediately jogged over and pulled him into a hug.

Mina's jaw dropped. DENKI WAS SEXY EINSTEIN?

"Zu! I'm sorry I was so late. I couldn't get out of the dorms and the line at McDonald's was insane," Denki whined.

"It's fine! I got to meet your friend Mina," Izuku smiled, tugging Denki into the seat next to him.

"Um...hi Kaminari?" Mina waved nervously. She did not mean to follow him and subsequently out him.

"Mina? Why are you here?" Denki asked.

"Um... I wanted a pretzel,".

"Oh okay, how'd you meet Zu? I was gonna introduce him to everybody after exams," Denki smiled, "He's cute isn't he?".

"Denks shut up," Izuku blushed.

"He's adorable. Izuku if he ever hurts you, you come to me alright?" Mina declared.

"T-thanks," Izuku blushed harder, "Anyway. Homework," Izuku quickly pulled his books out, slamming them on the table.

Mina looked awed at them. Most of them being college-level material. How on Earth did Denki wind up with someone so smart? How does that even work?

Denki stared at the books, "What are those?"

Mina sighed, "Denki I swear you can be so du-". How do these two even have conversations even Denki doesn't even know what a book is?

"They. Are. My. Crocs." Izuku hissed.

...

Nevermind. Mina sees it now.

They're both dumbasses. Loveable dumbasses. But dumbasses all the same.