Kaito x Len One-Shots

I'm sorry, I had to do this.

Why am I sorry? This is not going to be Kaito x Len. It will be Wallace x Steven (from Pokemon) and it will be my attempt at explaining Wallace's ORAS redesign. This will probably be the only time I stray from Kaito x Len.

"Steven? I need some help choosing a new outfit. It's been a while since I was the Sootopolis Gym Leader." Wallace called his lover, the one and only Steven Stone, to help him choose a new outfit.

"I'll gladly help you, love. But I don't understand why you need to change your outfit. I did change my outfit after becoming Champion again, but not as drastically as you probably will." Steven entered their bedroom. Wallace had many articles of clothing and pairs of shoes out and was posing in front of his huge mirror.

"'Kay, how does this pair of pants work with this shirt?" Wallace held up a white pair of pants and a purple tank top.

"Well, the shirt would definitely show off your amazing muscles." Steven walked to Wallace from behind and wrapped Wallace in his arms, resting his chin on the taller man's shoulders.

-Note- Yes, I do see Wallace as taller. I can't find an official height anywhere. However, Steven is about 6 heads tall and Wallace is between 6.5 and 7 heads. I counted how many heads tall they were using their respective official artwork.

"Actually, I don't like this combo." Wallace threw the tank top down onto the bed.

Wallace was always like this on his few days off even before he was Champion. And Steven and the whole Elite Four had to deal with his fashion antics. At least he always wore the same outfit when he was on duty.

"Ya know what, Wallace? I'll choose the whole outfit for you. And leave the room, the outfit will be a surprise."

And so Steven got to work choosing his boyfriend's outfit. Steven ended up choosing the white pants Wallace had already chosen, a skintight cropped purple tank top, some un-Arceusly cropped skintight blue vest with a large white collar attached to suspenders that joined in the middle with a clip, a green scarf, a short white cape, and Wallace's signature large cap.

For shoes, Steven chose the white shoes that Wallace always wore. To accessorize Steven chose three bracelets.

-Note- 12/10 most accurate description of Wallace's clothes ever all others go home this description belongs on Bulbapedia and Serebii and Pokemon Wiki and any other Pokemon related site.

"Oh, Wallace!" Steven yelled. "You can come in now!"

Wallace quickly walked into the bedroom. Despite having a mostly cool exterior, his eyes showed a glimmer of excitement that was very similar to that of a crazed schoolgirl.

"I can not wait to see what outfit you showed me!" Wallace sang.

Wallace's reaction to the clothing was... Interesting, to say the least. He clearly loved it, yet at the same time he was shocked that Steven Stone, of all people, chose such a revealing outfit.

"Try it on already! I want to see how you look!" Steven smiled.

Wallace put the outfit on. It was a good thing that Steven picked suspenders as an element in the outfit. Why? The pants were the slightest bit loose around the waist.

"I like it, I just don't know if it's okay to wear at my Gym. I mean, it's barely anything on top." Wallace tried many different poses to see how well the outfit worked for him.

"But you look great." Steven stepped behind Wallace so that they were both visible in the mirror. "And that outfit really shows off your muscles."

Steven hugged Wallace from behind. His muscles were so prominent that Steven could feel them in his gentle hug.

"Your muscles are even better than I thought. Have you been working out just so that you could have noticeable muscles by the time you get your first challenger?" Steven asked.

"Psssshhhhhh no what were you thinking..." Wallace trailed off.

"I didn't feel the need to do that when I became Champion again. Oh, and for your hair you should just do it the way you always do. With the side bit and then the lightning bolts on both sides."

"Oh, I wasn't thinking of changing my hair at all, love. You've always liked my hair. I wouldn't change it unless I was being mean." Wallace posed more in front of the mirror.

"So, are you ready to be Gym Leader again?"

"Of course! Wait, how would my Pokemon look with me? Or would one of us ruin someone else's beauty because of my different outfit?" Wallace panicked.

"You'll all look fine." Steven plopped onto the bed, tired from Wallace's antics.

"Of course! My team and I can make any outfit work!"

"It's getting late now, Wallace. You spent the entire day choosing and posing in outfits."

"Okay! Time for bed!" Wallace sang, overly cheerful. "But what pajamas should I wear?"

-Note- I know this isn't Kaito x Len, I just had to do this. I had to ever since I battled (and Shrekt) Wallace in Omega Ruby. But seriously, Mega Sceptile is overpowered when used right. But seriously, my Mega Sceptile and Pelipper one hit killed Tate and Liza's Lunatone and Solrock and my Pokemon were under leveled at the time. But Primal Groudon is more overpowered (at a far lower level it still Shrekt various Elite Four Pokemon and Steven's Metagross). But seriously, Gen 3 is the best in my opinion. But seriously, trumpets.

Erm, I have, like, four one-shots I'm working on. Two are almost done and one I just started and the other one is about half done.

Erm, I'll see you later?

Bye?