Leon Kawata VS Kaito Momota X Reader [You're safe in here]

Kiato Vs Leon

{~Writers note: I have no clue who you are. And I will be addressing you as Alex. ☆~}

Backstory:
My name is alex and it is my first day at Hope's peak acatame. Though I do not know what my ultimate is, or why I was chosen to join in this loving school...

Now:  I woke up in a bathroom staw and looked around for other students
There he was, leon kawater... with his fiery red hair, shiney jewelry, and good looks I walked up to him in a fancy go get em way.
Leon looked into my eyes as his jaw unhinged like a snake...

Oh no, was he about to kith me??? Then out of the blue the man behind the slaughter came rushing up and kicked leon kawata in the throat

"Dont worry, I I kaito momota has saved you" he dabbed hitting a old weed pipe
"well, hello, kiato... my name is Alex Rodriguez of Dildo NL." Kiato took a long hit off of his pipe
"I didn't ask. Please stay away from my ginger stepbrother, twice removed." Leon glared at kaito with an empty look of disbelief

Leon blinked
"Well, nice to meet you alex.my name is leon kawater. My goal is to be band but I played baseball in my youth while kite toes over here became an ILLEGAL ASSTRONAUGT."
Kaito let out a big puff of weed smock "now listen here, bitch. This is why you're adopted."  Leon t posed to atua "Though shall not speak to me in such tone, alfia alua Alfonso, alafrolio alifencé" leon started speaking gibberish as his eyes glowed a bright white light
"HOLY SHITE, IS THAT... minecraft Steve??!!??" I screamed as kiato grabbed me by my waist over his shoulders and started booking it.
The smell of cat piss lingered out of kite toes mouth as I started gagging
From afar, leon became this white glowing being as his hands started to illuminate against the walls in the halls.  Leon picked up an unknown student up off of the ground and chucked it at us "YEET" We heard as the writer of this story head rolled in front of me and kaito "al...alex, I'm sorry for putting you in this situation... I'm 376 words in and I need to cap it at 1000..." blue blood leaked from becks head as they then vanished into the next life form.
I was so god damn confused.

As soon as we escaped the hall, me and kaito hid in the girls locar room.  Kaito ate the rest of his weed without offering me any >:(
Kaito wrapped his jacket around me and gave me a stinky kith on the forehead. His eyes where as red as a devils skin, his goatee messed up.
"Hey, k.. kaito, right?" I had to reassure myself that it was indeed kaito and not his stepbrother twice removed.  "yeah baybe?" He smirked, blushinlee.  Glaring at kiato, I muttered "I... I thought this was a Leon kawata Vore fanfic... BUT NO. I'm stuck in a love triangle between two hot men!" Kiato frowned, turning grey
"Is it the goatee?" ... only the lord and atua knows what you are going to say...  I jam my fist into the nearest locker... bogging boyng!  Monokuma teleports next to me "ELLLO, CHAP. NOW, you may be thinking this is some crack ass shit, but listen to me love, give monobeck a smootch and this will all be ov ar ar"  shuichi crawls into the locker room, looking around he spots me, kaito, and... Hi.. that thing. It's me, beck... okay? No. Aw... a singular tear drips down to the floor as monobec licks it up in one faithful swoop. "KAITO... I-I THOUGHT THE LOVE WE HAD WAS SPECIAL--!!!"  "I have no clue what is happening." Interrupted monobec. "Why not have a big pollyanorus relationship? That might stop the fightin... no, never mind... him and leon have to be fighting over alex for the next 168 chapters... and I don't support incest though..." everyone glared at monobec as they slowly got thanos snapped awae.
Behind suweechee was leon kawater with a big spooky smile "HERES LEE ON" as I blinked Kitoe whipped out a tiny switch blade "Leon! What the fuck is wrong with you??!!!" "STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY DATE, KITO" The two of em started yelling at each other aggressively, sueecheese started bawling his eyes out, I felt a hand grab me from behind and dragged me into the FORBIDDEN darkness of the school. I tried to scream...