Dimple crossed the bridge silently, contemplating life (or death, idk). He needed something. Something more than this boring life could offer. The view was incredible, colors blending with orange and red and yellow. The lake showed the shadow of the bridge, with his green fart cloud reflection looking down at himself. But something was missing.
Feeling empty, he floated back to the city plaza.The busy streets made him feel less alone but it wasn't enough to bring him to a good state. He half paid attention to where he was floating.And somehow Suddenly, he bumped into someone. A girl.
It was as if she was a goddess. Her beautiful brown hair was flowing in the wind, as she walked away.
And just in that moment, He felt something pulling him in. Something irresistible No! Dimple thought. I must not let her leave. So he decided to follow the girl. He followed her all the way home, and almost followed her inside her house. He decided to just watch her for now.
What is this feeling? His stomach had butterflies as he watched the girl eat her cereal. He could see her more clearly now. Her green eyes looked like emeralds to him. The green cloud blurted "Hot", whilst heavily breathing and the girl turned. He was a ghost, he thought she couldn't see her but oh was he wrong.
"Yo why is the Taco Bell I ate last week at my window?" said the girl.
Dimple stopped dead in his tracks, hesitating if he should leave or stay still. I can't let anyone else know. Just as he was going to grab his knife, the woman opened the window and let him in.
"Ew a green fart cloud gross stinky oh wait it kinda cute uwu" She said. Dimple blushed, eyes wide opened. That was the first time someone other than his kitten had called him cute... wait could it be?
He grabbed the girls hand. "Kitten" he said with the tiktok fire filter.
"Yes.. UWU" they shared a gasp and looked into each other's eyes. At that moment, a rainbow appeared from the distance, not just one... BUT TWO! There came a distant clapping.
"What is your name?"
"Kelp."
"Hot name."
"A double rainbow." Speed Wagon came in from the dark hall into the girls room. He held The girl's hand.
"Kelp, don't go with this man." Mariachi music started playing suspensefully. Kelp gasped. Dimple gritted his teeth, who the hell is this guy?! Dimple grabbed his knife and threw it at speed wagon, however he is a narrator so he knew what was coming. He dodged it and the trumpet snarled.
Through the dark hall once again, came a handsome man.
"Hey mamas'' came a clunking bowl type noise IT WAS 🥗!!! Dimple was full of rage, he could only think of one thing and it was getting these guys away from the love of his life. The mariachi band started playing dramatic fight music. Kelp was uwuing and interested.
Hours later, all 50 of Kelps husbandos had busted through the hall and they and Dimple were all fighting. they were all panting. This was Dimple's chance! Dimple scooped up Kelp and floated away, but just before he could, the salad and speed wagon yelled "WAIT!" Dimple stopped at his tracks. He could hear the power and pain gun their voices, he decided to listen. "We can work something out." Said the salad
"We can share her on the weekends-" Speed wagon shushed him.
"We can all live happily... together." Speed wagon said, bliss in his eyes. All other husbandos dead, dimple floated back into kelps room and put her down.
It's been 5 years and they all got married together and lived in Mexico, the back cities. and were on TLC in the show "my strange relationship". They lived in a cottage with their 8 ball son. Dimple swore to kill anyone who laid a finger on his family and killed albedo because why not.
Whilst being left alone, Dimple and Speedwagon at work, Kelp and the salad were alone. Kelp stared at 🥗, with her eyes wide open. "Wow what a smexy 🥗 uwu what a hottie yum yum yum eat it up gonna make that 🥗 my husband mmmmm forget the uwu fart cloud take me 🥗!!!!!" Kelp was blushing a lot for some reason, he decided to go to the cottage just to check up on his family.
🥗 kissed Kelp with all his might and Kelp melted. Her gooey body was on the ground, and when Dimple came home, he started screaming and crying.
"KELP!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!" Kelp oozed and her body was mush. She disappeared, her body turned to dust.
🥗 laughed. "She is mine now! A condiment to my endless toppings!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!!!"
to be continued....?
