the love letter (quackity x obama)

ch. 1

obama's hands shook as he grabbed the pencil. he shakily turned the envelope over to write his name down. he had previously wrote a letter to his secret love, quackity. he was in love with him for years now and he figured he'd take the risk of confessing his attraction to him. "you've got this" trump whispered uncomfortably close to his ear. wait. trump? obama immediately turned around and spat in his face, causing the cheeto to fall over, dead. obama easily disposed of the body, throwing it into the basement for the children to eat, and continued to close his envelope. he let out a shaky breath and shoved the envelope up his left nostril for safe keeping. "i've got this," he whispered to himself. he ender pearled outside to get run over by a bus. he then respawned inside the strip school he goes too with his friends and *aggressive gulp* alex. obama walked over to his lovers locker, licked it and let out a sexy moan. as he pulled out the letter from his nose, he felt a tap on his shoulder. he spun around in shock to see mexican dream. "what-up man, wanna speed run the drive-thru while listening to la chona with me?" out of instinct, the past president meowed. why did i meow? he thought to himself. he was too embarrassed to stand there anymore so he ran to the bathroom with moist tears streaming down his eyes. what was he supposed to do now?

a/n:
I WAS GONNA POST THIS AND THEN MY MOM TOOK AWAY WATTPAD AJFNAMFMWKFK
anyways
this was kinda rushed, i just wanted to post it now lmao. next chapters will be longer i promise
also
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