The Book.
"What whoa hey what are you doing?" I screamed as someone grabbed my wrist.
"Come on Maria the Mole we are going to be late!"
"Late for what?"
"Late for what you say Maria, have you been listening to country music you know that is not good for our ears ."
"Umm I am confused, who are you? And um who's Maria the Mole? Also what are we going to be late for?" I asked the stranger confused.
"Ugg I am Lennyn the lemur. And Maria the Mole is you. Also you are going to be late for battle classes if you do not hurry up."
"Battle classes what do you mean Battle classes?"
" Battle classes, you know where we train for the great war, we have one every year. Common already Gracey the Gazelle is waiting for us." Lennyn said like it was obvious.
" Wa wa wait what Gracey the Gazelle is he or she like a gazelle or something?"
" What no it is just Her name."
" Few So where are we meeting this Gracey the Gazelle?"
"BOO"
"Hi my name is Gracey the Gazelle I am a friend of Lennyn the Lemur who are you?" Gracey popped out from behind a pole.
" Umm hi my name is Maria the Mole." I said skittishly.
" Oh you are the one that Lennyn told me about."
" What you must be confusing me with someone else because Lennyn has been with me the whole time."
" Oh my gosh, finally I got enough leafs to build that big moat around my tree!!!"
" Umm what moat, what tree and what is that?" I said pointing to the really thick and square leaf in her hand.
" This? Umm this is my leaf iPhone you have one to it is in your pocket" I reached into my pocket and there it is. It is slimy and is moving in my hand.
" What is it doing." I asked disgusted, both girls laughed at me.
"That is a slug aid!" Gracey chuckled.
" Well how was I supposed to know Lennyn hasn't told me anything yet"
"Were here!!!!" Lennyn chimed in very loudly.
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"Ten hut hup 2,3,4 hup 2,3,4 already then let's get going shall we, first step of war if you are going to make a weapon you must be prepared for an ambush attack!!" Yelled General Ray the Robin.
" Ugg my sisters are in our next class with Hattie the Hare."
" Who are your sisters?"
" Oh right you do not know my sisters, their names are Willow the Weasel The popular one and Emeline the Eurasian Red Squirrel the crazy one."
" Ok now who is Hattie the Hare? And what is our next class also are they twins?"
" One Hattie the Hare is a teacher Two our next class is plant identification and Three how did you know?"
" Oo Oo I love plant identification class that is the best one."
" Ya right plant identification class is definitely not my favorite." Gracey gave Lennyn a sour look then Lennyn snickered.
"Hey you in the back, stop whispering and pay attention or detention for all of you!!" Ray scolded. The rest of the class scowled at Lennyn, Gracey, and me. Then the three of us slouched in our seats and stayed quiet for the rest of that class.