Tobio Kageyam one shots! (Stealing milk from vending machines mostly xD)

One shot #1

Credit to: Lavender Stan on YouTube (If your reading this, thank you for letting me use it xx)
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It's three in the morning. Three in the goddamn morning.
"Tobio..."
"Come on! Please?"
"..."
Kageyama woke you up at three in the morning to accompany him as he steals milk from vending machines in (closed) grocery stores.
"Why do you need milk at 3am anyways...?"
"You know I'm addicted."
"Sadly, I do."
Silence reigns as he continues kneeled down by your bedside.
"Will you let me sleep if I go with you?"
"Yes!"
"Mkay..."
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It's been nearly three hours and he's still not satisfied. Though you must agree it was fun to get into all these different stores, feel thee adrenaline of breaking in and jumping through windows only to steal coins and type numbers in a vending machine. While he got busy with his milk, you got as many snacks and sweets as you could and stuffed them all in your bag.
"You might get diabetes if you eat too much candy" He said, as he pulled out the ninth carton from the vending machine.
"I'm pretty sure you can get sick if you drank to much milk, too"
"No can do. I don't have time to get sick. I'm Kageyama Tobio."
"Well, mighty Kageyama Tobio, do you have time to kiss me before the employees get in and notice we did something?"
He gets up and walks in your direction, kissing your lips softly as he stuffed the milk cartons in your bag.
"I think that's enough for now."
"Okay... Ready to go home, Princess?"
"Yeah... Just one more thing."
You pull an old Nerf weapon from the front pocket of your bag and point it at the security camera.
"It's Nerf or nothin'"
You shoot it.
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Gah, I loved reading this as I listened to the playlist! There were soooo many comments about the nerf or nothing part and it was just *chefs kiss*

Again, thank you Lavender Stan (on YouTube) for letting me use this♡♡

I hope you all enjoyed, have a good rest of your day/evening/night. Ily all.

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-Kei.