Perfection | Oli London x Reader

turbulence

I woke up to the smell of shit and then I heard someone squeal like a pig.

Am I on a farm?

I finally manage to open my eyes and look to the left of me to see this gross, ginger hairy man picking his ass and next to him his twink of a boyfriend

"Exuse me sir?" I say quietly because I'm terrified

He looks at me with his crusty, pink eyed- eyes and says

"Hey queen *tounge pop* you're finally awake, care for some root beer?" He says passing me a warm can that smelled of piss

"Oops wrong one" he said and winked at me

He then took his finger out of his asshole and rummaged around his bag looking for another can

"I'm okay thanks, could you tell me where we are?" I ask

His twink boyfriend says "were heading to Korea to collab with nickacado avocado and trisha paytas"

I then realised we were on a plain thousands of miles above the ground then I took another look at the disgusting man and asked

"A-are you that youtuber who is racist and fucked their cat?"

He just scream burps and ignores you

This is gonna be a long flight...