My owner fixed our spacebar. Finally! Took him six fucking days! What does fuck mean? I don't know, Nilesy says it sometimes...
Hey, we started getting this new food for me the other day, and it's terrible. Nilesy, buy better fooooooood pls. I miss what we used to eat for dinner. 3:
So yesterday, you guys won't believe what happened. I... I jumped on the sink counter in the bathroom!!! I know, SUCH a rebel. Bet none of you have ever been as rebellious as me. Jumping on the sink. I got yelled at after, but it was worth it.
Shoot, my owner's waking up. Bye guys.
~Lyndon

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Diary of a Yogscast Cat
RandomHello everyone! My name's Lyndon, and if you don't know, I am Nilesy's cat! That means I'm the best cat the ever live. Being the pet of Nilesy has made me lead a very strange - and amazing - life. I should probably tell you about it.