Pokemon chat fic with every human companion Ash traveled with

Chapter 1

Ash added 20+ people to the chat
Ash changed the chat name to Pokemon chat thingy.
Iris: You couldn't have been any more creative with the name could you?
Ash: Nope!
Barry: Who the hell added me here?!
Well whoever it was is gonna get a fine big time! I almost hit my head!
Ash: That would be me..
Cameron: What the hell is this- Oh hey Ash
Everyone forgets about Cameron so I'm adding him.
Ash: Hey Cameron
Lana: Who are these people? Can I eat them?
Mallow: Lana calm down!
Lana: Hmph. You're no fun.
Gou is online:
Gou: Ash.
W o t I s D i s ! ?
Ash: A group chat.
Gou: I Don't believe you.
Ash: Why?
Gou: Cos I only get added with people I know and I have no ✨ f a w k i n ✨ clue who dees people are.
Ash: Misty, Brock, May, Max, Dawn, Iris, Cilan, Clemont, Serena, Bonnie, Cameron Barry, Alain, Trip, Paul, Mallow, Lillie, Sophocles, Gladion, Lana, Kiawe and obviously Koharu.
Gou: Ok 👌🏻.
Ash: ಠ_ಠ
Serena: Aww you remember my name.
Ash: Sorry I'm pan.
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Everyone: Wait.... WHAT!?
Serena: Dosent that mean you like people for their personality?
Ash: Yeah for their personality. And yours... Well... Not my type, I'll put it nicely.
Iris: I already knew.
Ash: How!?
Iris: I know e v e r y t h i n g
Ash: Umm.... Chile anyways so-
What have you guys been up to?
Iris: Oh nothing, just looking through your window.
Ash: WAIT WTF!? YOUR ACTUALLY THERE!
Iris: Yeah I was gonna surprise you, I was coming here already anyways.
Ash: Ok?
Iris: So let's cut to the chase. Who do you like?!
Ash: What!?
Iris: Who the Fu*k do you like!?
Ash: None of your business!

Please tell me what ship to use!!! I'm stuck between Ash x Gou, Ash x Clemont and Ash x Gladion. Help meeeeeee!