Some swearing
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Anne, after watching the 2nd pirates of the Caribbean for the 1st time: *running around the house with a jam jar full of dirt* I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT- *hysterical laughter*
Jane: is she okay?
Anna: she watched the 2nd pirates of the Caribbean movie last night. She's driving everyone up the wall-
Kat: *joining in with Anne* I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! *more hysterical laughter*
Anna: exept kat.
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Cathy: Jane asked to look at my search history. There's some pretty messed up shit on my search history because I need information for books..... Jane didn't really like what she found.
Catalina: why the fuck where you searching how long it takes for a human body to decompose?
Cathy: random name generator?
Catalina: yes, that was on the search history.
Cathy: I write books. Do you expect me to know this off by heart? I have to search things.
Catalina: when did you last sleep?
Cathy: Friday.
Catalina: It's Monday. Go to sleep Catherine.
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Kat: my sugar for each day has been limited. I've started drinking Pepsi max and coke zero. Anne does not agree with this choice.
Anne: why- how can you drink that? There's no sugar.
Kat: I'm limited on sugar. I'm not alowed alot.
Anna: not my fault you kept having sugar crashes. You where getting dangerously close to how Cathy started her current sleep schedule. That is basically impossible to fix.
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There not the best quotes but I only had the idea for the first one. The other 2 where random ideas off the top of my head.
