✔️ HOMEBOUND | TVD OC Self Insert

chapter twenty-four

"I can't believe it! You got them undaggered and didn't tell me!" Bonnie exclaims, hitting me in the shoulder. I turn away from the mirror to glare at her. "If you hit me one more time, I'm going to fuck you up." Caroline laughs from the doorway.

"Care, if you're up here, then who's watch those four Mikaelsons downstairs?!" Just then, there was a crash, and we could hear my mom cursing and yelling. "COME DOWN HERE AND GET THESE FOOLS OUT MY HOUSE!"

We looked at each other before quickly doing rock paper scissors. A hiss of victory left my lips as Bonnie and Caroline groaned. "Damit! Come on, Bon, let's go round these idiots up."

I quickly finish brushing down my edges as Bonnie lets out a shriek of frustration from downstairs. What the fuck could they possibly be doing down there? I throw my braids up and rush downstairs. Holy hell, the scene is a disaster.

Rebekah was throwing things at Elijah as Caroline ran around, catching the flying objects. Finn and Kol were arguing as Bonnie tries to separate them. Oh hell no, this shit isn't going to cut it!

"AYE!" I clap my hands together, making a loud boom echo throughout the house. "Y'all can't be up in my Mama's house acting crazy like this! What the hell wrong with all of you?! Take that arguing and shit out the door! And you two know better!"

Finn and Kol look shameful as Rebekah scoffs, crossing her arms. "And just who the hell are you?"

"I'm Ororo Mother-fucking Bennett. I'm the reason your ass is undaggered, keep up that snippy little tone with me, and you'll end up right back in that coffin."

"Ooh, are they about to fight? Do I need to get Aunt Anna? Do we need a camera?" Bonnie asks Caroline rather loudly.

"Bonnie, hush. Nobody is fighting anybody. These four need to sit down and act their ages." Mama says as she comes from the kitchen, standing by my side. "Your daddy wants them gone by the time he comes back home tonight."

"They'll be gone, trust me. Now, can you all sit down like proper adults, or are we going to have to bound your bodies to chairs and silence you?" I question the four Mikaelsons.

Rebekah goes to open her mouth, but Elijah snatches her down to sit on the couch between him and Finn. "Hush, Rebekah, please." Bonnie sits on the arm of the sofa.

Caroline and Kol sit on the couch across from the other four. "See, was that so hard?" I scowl at Kol as I take my seat in between him and Caroline.

"You know better, Kol." I hit him upside the head. "Elijah started it!" He protests as Elijah gives him a deadpanned look. "I don't care who started it. You should've taken it outside instead of doing it in here! God, none of you have any home training!"

Kol sighs, leaning back against the couch. "Fine, fine, you're right. Mrs. Anna, I apologize for my behavior. I hope you can forgive me."

Mama rolls her eyes at Kol's fake ass apology. "Don't do it again, Kol. You're lucky Titus wasn't here. And you," She points at Rebekah, "You're paying for everything you broke throwing at your brothers. And if it isn't paid by soon, you'll find yourself with a nice little hex." 

"I'm going to the shop, and my house better is intact when I come home tonight. You're sleeping in the guest room, Kol." Mama throws Rebekah another glare before turning back to Kol.

Kol groans, "Why the guest room? Why can't I sleep with Ororo?"

"You must think I'm a damn fool; you're not sleeping in Ororo's room. Finn isn't sleeping in yours either, Bonnie. I will be calling Shelia and Abby. Next thing you know, one of yall pop up with a baby."