Snoop dogg fanfic

Chapter 1

(Above picture does not belong to me and he is The mysterious blue guy)

One day snoop dogg was strolling down the street when a handsome blue man caught his eye.
the blue man looked mysterious with a golden chain around his neck with a bushy and mysterious beard.

snoop dogg was enchanted with the mysterious man's beauty.
"ayo dawg whattup" snoop dogg took the initiative to talk to the man.
"Fortniiiite"the blue man mysteriousingly said.snoop dogg was astounded at the wisdom of this man and only grew to like the blue guy.
" ayo I saw u r a homie of culture"Snoop dogg complimented the blue guy.
a jealous biach saw them talk and then she power walked towards snoop dogg.
she was about to bitch slap him when he swiftly dodged her."omae wa mou shinderu"snoop dogg became a jojo character!"NANI"the woman turned into a jojo character!and then he kicked her pregnant belly and the baby came out of her stomach with dazzling wings.the baby approached snoop dogg as he said"you have saved me from this curse" he pointed at the now unconscious woman.
"ayo dawg iss mah paschullo d'you no what I mean?"
the angel noded even though he did not understand anything he said.
"now I have to leave to my job" and he flashed into the sky.

the blue guys jaw was wide open at the performance that was in front of him.
two cats chasing after jerry.

the blue guy had missed everything that snoop dogg has done.
snoop dogg was disappointed but his frown turned upside down when he saw a man refusing to be human and turning into a monke.
he was amused so he decided to reject humanity and turn into a monke.
blue guy saw this and he was very sad that snoop dogg had rejected humanity so he decided to do that as well so they can be together again.
after blue guy finished his transformation, snoop dogg realized he wasn't a monke and he heard everything blue guy said bcs he was thinking out loud.
snoop dogg started to cry in an anime opening with blue guy as monke in his arm.

snoop dogg transformed into a monke and blue guy and snoop dogg lived happily ever after.

the end....
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(I'm going to regret this later)