My name is Johnduke Nasalpassageway. I live in Idaho, Idaho. I get sad sometimes because there's no green grass, just straw. Not good straws, plastic straws. Everywhere. It's overwhelming. Anyway, I wanted to come on this here cellpone and show you my lyfe. I have a hat that is surgically attached to my head and a daughter that doesn't know her boyfriend is my cousins cousin. That's it.
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the country man that was saddened by the lack of corn
Humorthey wanna shout yeehaw but they don't know how I feel about the constant yeehawing catcalling