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so u found this book

well done

make sure to keep some bleach on hand cos some of this shit will be cringy af :)

also, just wanna say: this whole book is literally just made to joke abt all the extremely cringy fanfics on here as well as other things such as overused tropes and words & phrases used in fanfics and books in general all over wattpad (im looking at you 'pulsating member' and 'brown orbs')

i wont care too much abt sentence structure or grammar since this isnt serious enuf for me to giv a shit

there'll be daily updates, or updates every 2-3 days, depends

there may be a bit of smut to make this the ✨c l a s s i c✨cringy fanfic

sadly i'll have to use old ARMY jokes to make it cringe, so y'all im really sorry, dont curse me and send me to Hell :'(

also spam comments :p

also spam comments :p

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P.S. you can use this book as a kinda "what NOT to put in ur fanfic" checklist ^^

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