Man Hater

Man Hater 3

Its really boring here. If your asking were am I? I'm in my Lola's house. My mom told me to stay here after class. Well 30 minuets lang naman. But! No WiFi, no computer, bawal mag pa music, bawal lumabas! Haaaay! What kind of family is this. Weirdo!

"Justin can you get the can opener there!"
While she's pointing the direction where the can opener is.

" I have eyes Lola!"
I murmured while getting the can opener.

" what are you saying?"

"Nothing!"
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After those boring time finally I can go home coz my driver fetch me.

"Manong sa mall tayo."

"Ma'am sabi ni sir sa bahay daw po tayo dederesto kasi mag-fafamily dinner daw kayo."

"Fine sabi niya eh!"

And manong drove straight to our house. I just go straight to my room and have a little shower. After, that manong drove again to a fancy restaurant. :3 why do they waste time.

"Hi mom, dad!" And I do kiss them on there chicks. :*

"Oh anak have a sit. Let's wait a minute. Papunta na sila dito."

"Mom, sino pala yong makakadi--"

"Oh. Andiyan na pala sila."
Sabi ni mama. :3

"Good evening Yasmin!" Sabi nung girl. I mean, she's a woman. If your asking who's Yasmin is? She's my mom.

"Good evening! Uhmmm, where's your family?"

"My husband just park the car in the parking lot.".

"How about your son?" Damping tanong in mama. :3

"Susunod lang daw siya. May ginagawa pa kasi siya sa school."

"Ahhh!" Sabi ko. Did I just speak? The ***. :3 diba a yaw ko?

"Oh, hi ija. Ano pala pangalan mo?"

"Im ju--" again? Naputol nanaman. :3

"Hi ma. Sorry I'm late." Sabay beso dun sa Babae na kausap ko.

"Ijo upo ka!" Sabi ni mama doon sa lalake.

"Andito napala order natin." Sabi ko. Haaay.

After 9999999 years tapos na kaming nagdinner. :3
Ang oa no? Oo, alam ko.

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