Walking on Water

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by roseou12

by roseou12

*at school*

"Y/n! Come on!" Your best friend Judaš yelled at you from across the schoolyard.

You had been walking behind her from a distance. Listening to such quirky girl music as TØP and Ed Sheeran. Everyone here hated Ed. But you knew the truth. Ed Sheeran was one sexy mother fucker and had great music.

"Uwu here I come!" You yelled back.

"Why do you have to talk like that you fucking weirdo this is why you have no friends" Judaš rolled her eyes. She would be going to hell for that. Or at least, that's what you'd think if you believed in Hell.

You and Judaš waddled to your next class. Math (yucky!) However, when you reached your math class, it wasn't the ugly nasty stupid teacher who greeted you. Instead, it was some man. With a beard. And he was not white.

"Hey ladies ;). I'm your substitute teacher. Mr. Krist. Your teacher died under mysterious circumstances at his home on 3200 Dilf Lane last night at 6:30 pm which I know nothing about. He was beaten with a phone book because, as any Chicago cop will tell ya. Phone books don't leave bruises. Anyways. Take a seat."

Hmm. How odd. This man looks oddly like a religious figure. "Hey are you Jesus" you whispered playfully in his ear.

"Phht me? Jesus. What? No. Why would I be Jesus. Silly kids. Leave me."

"Whatever you say daddy uwu" you smirked and walked away into your seat.