I look up and see a beautiful tall green man standing before me. Shrek. Shrek has come to save me. "Hand me the gun bitch" shrek says. meperodnas hands the gun with no hesitation. "Fine you cum slut" mepredonas said. Shrek hands me the gun and says that I can shoot her. I then proceed to shoot myself to go with Le Felipe. I am fucking going to hell with him lol.
