Rabbit Hunter (Alastor x OC)

Rabbit Season

((Uh oh! It's that ONE character in the series! Were things MIGHT happen!! Probably not tho...unless...?))
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A red deer sits alone in his room, thinking to himself about what has accrued in this non-life of his.

Alastor's POV

Goodness gracious what am I to do? I DON'T want to kill her or manipulate her! This is very strange...VERY WEIRD!
Why do i feel such things for a creature that can't even reach my shoulders, she's not strong or powerful, she isn't very unique either! Why this one?! WHY NOW?!
"Why do I admire her?..." Al starts voicing his thoughts out loud, "Perhaps it's her eyes...they remind me of arsenic...it's a familiar and pretty color. Or perhaps it's the way she reacts to my jokes? Her laugh and smile are nice...her rabbit teeth are funny to look at a bit." He sits in silence for a moment. Just listening to the ticks of his large grandfather clock.

Tick

Tock

Tick

Tock

"Or maybe it's the ears."
Ah yes. The ears. He often once thought about grabbing hold of them and lifting her off the floor...but now he just wants to touch, they seem soft much like the rest of her.
But enough of thinking about why he feels this way!

IT'S TIME TO ACT ON IT!!
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Angel's POV

The Italian jumping spider sits on the floor, enjoying his time with his little piglet, very happy that he doesn't have to do much today.
"Whose a good piggy? Whose my adorable and amazing lil fat nuggets?~"
The pig oinks in happiness as it gets scratched behind the ear gently.

Unfortunately it's short lived as there's a knock on the door, Angel curses under his breath and stands up, opening his room door.

"Hello-"
"I require your assistance."

Angel stands there and stares at Alastor, pig in hand still.

"Ooh is that so?~ Well color me surprised Al baby, I never thought you'd come to me for a good time~"

Alastor sweats and starts to already think his decision of asking for help.
"Oh, no no no no no! You're mistaken! I need advice, not...whatever you're offering."

Angel smirks smugly, already feeling like he knows what he wants this this time.

"My my, how the mighty have fallen."
Alastor let's himself in and enters Angel's room as he rolls his eyes.
"Okay come in I guess." He shuts the door

"So lemme guess...it's the rabbit, right?"

"Why yes! I seemed to have developed strange emotions involving the tiny thing and haven't a clue on how to go about it! Seeing as you're well off with...people...I figured you'd know what to do!"
Well Al came to the right guy!
Angel sits on his bed and sets his pet in his lap as he raises a brow, "So you're asking me to teach you how to flirt then? That's surprising, I'd figure you'd know how since your not exactly ugly and all."

Al just tilts his head, his ears going lopsided. "Flir...ting...???"
Is this guy serious??
"Yeah, it's what i do with you all the time. Ya know...calling you daddy, strawberry pimp, going up to you and saying lewd things, all that good stuff!"

The deer man stares at the spider, processing it all.

"So flirting is just trying to sexually tease someone? Mmm I'm not so sure if I can do what you do! It's disgusting and makes me uncomfortable!"

Angel rubs his neck a bit, "Ok uh maybe do it in a different way then?"

Alastor's POV

A different way? There's multiple ways to make someone uncomfortable like that?

"So you clearly like to be scary...but sometimes if you twist intimidating people in a different way it can become sexy in a way. So you know how your voice gets lower sometimes and you talk in a low tone? Do that but instead of threatening her life just say sweet things or maybe some vaguely naughty pickup lines. Ya dig?"

No i do not dig, but I believe i understand what he means.

"Maybe growl at her or something, she might be into it."
"I am not a dog Angel! I am a deer, we don't growl normally!"
The queer man before him facepalms a bit.

Will any of this advice help me even win her over?
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No one's POV

Page is talking to Husk about how bartending works and how to mix new and different types of drinks when two people poke their heads around a corner to see.
"There she is Al...now remember what I taught you..."
Alastor's ears droop ever so slightly as he watches the two talk behind the counter, "Angel I'm not so sure that this will work."
"It will work, just have confidence. Trust me, the end result will be great. Now go be sexy!..." Angel shoves the radio demon out in the open, Alastor glares back at him before clearing his throat and making his way towards the bar area.
Husk spots him first, "uh oh, here comes trouble..." He takes a swig of a bottle to prepare himself as Page turns around.

"Mr. Buck! There you are! Husk and I were talking about how bartending works! He wanted my advice." She smiles happily as Al takes a seat on a stool.
"Oh? How lovely for you to be willing to help my dear friend!"
Husk mutters something under his breath again before downing the rest of the bottle.
"Do you know what else is lovely?"
Page hums in question, holding the same sweet smile as usual.
As told, Alastor lowers his voice onto a deep husky tone as he purrs out his next line.

"You~"

Husk chokes on his second drink and snaps his head in Al's direction.
The cotton tailed bunny stares blankly at the red deer, slowly progressing what was just said.
"...Wut?"

Alastor's rests a his chin in his hand as he leans his elbow on the counter, a more smug and flirty look on his face. "You heard me right my dear, you look lovely today. Absolutely...delicious~"
The rabbit's face slowly starts turning red as she's clearly confused about what's happening right now. The alcoholic cat is just as confused as he watches this happen. Alastor on the other hand...he's proud with what he's accomplishing! He's never seen her make that face before and it's absolutely marvelous!

"Um...Alastor?...are you feeling alright?..." she doesn't know how to react as of now and is a little concerned about what he means.
The red deer just chuckles lowly as he stands.
"Oh darling...I'm quite alright. I'm just rather hungry..." he once again speaks in a low manner, he reaches over the counter and gently takes a stand of her hair, running it through his fingers a bit before he decides to touch one of her long ears, she jolts, not expecting that as her whole face burns red.

"And i hear it's currently rabbit season~♡"
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((Physic! You thought!))
((Hope you liked it tho!))