barry's pov
i'm a whore. yeah. a whore 💚. but i can't help it 🙄✋. it's a lifestyle. a PASSION. that's why i go to parties in my freetime. so anyway, i was invited to this EPIC house party at this abandoned neighbourhood or whatever. i didn't care. as long as i could hoe around i was happy 🥰.
so i arrive, in my whore shirt (it has a boob window), and like no pants because i'm a bee. i go inside and the first guy i see is a tall thicc man 😩.
so obviously i go towards him. "hi" i said very sexily. "hello" he said in the highest ass voice ever. despite being really high, it was kinda sexy ✋.
"wanna have sex" "sure". so uh yeah. we did the naked sinful tango.
when i woke up i didn't really feel good 😟. was it because his penis was the size of my entire body? what was it? then i realized. i was probably pregnant even though this made no logical sense. i woke him up and told him "i'm pricklessnap" and he started crying. we were going to have to get married now.
sangwoo's pov
sobbing. i was sobbing gurl- i'm gonna be a dad 😍. anyway i proposed and we got married (as we should 💅) and yeah. he had only been pregnant for 2 months and he had the baby.
"oh my god" i said, crying. "our son 💚" barry said holding my hand. "what are we gonna name him?" "atsumu" "aight das a cool name". yeah we named him atsumu 🥰. suddenly it's been 16 years and our son is all grown up. "bye hoes i'm off to school ✌" yelled atsumu, as he ran out the door.
"Sangwoo, i don't feel so good" barry said as he looked deep into my eyeballs. i realized. he had cancer. what type? all of it. he had everything :(. i cradled him in my hands as he pasta away 😭. i was BROCKEN. so brocken i listened to lil peep on repeat until my son came home. "ayo where's dad i have this school assignment about beasti-" he saw his father dead in a coffin on the table. "he's dead? well shiii". i sobbed. i knew the pain he was in. nobody can help him with his assignment now 😭. he was gonna FAIL. we held each other until we fell asleep crying 😭😭.
atsumu's pov
i was devastated. my father is DEAD. the bee bitches family was borkne 😔. how would we recover? what would happen? i remember dropping out of school to become a stripper to support my dad. life was tuff 😔. anyway, i'm like 18 now. i heard weird noises coming from my dad's room and i got scared he was injured. i ran in there only to see the local hoe alvin!! "AL-ALVIN?! DAD?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" i screamed. "son" my father said "i need to move on from your father. now close the door uwu". i was disgusted. i clised the door and called levi, alvin's husband of 23 years. in 5 minutes levi rushed in screaming at alvin and sangwoo. they all got in a fight as i sat back and observed.
when the yelling stopped i entered to see they were all dead! i walked out of my house, and drove my dad's car to a volleyball club where i fell in love with some guy there 🙄✋. so yeah. i got like a million dollars or whatever and started scamming people to get their money. it's just how it works 🥰💅.
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