The Boss music became much louder it was like the back of the bus when the chavs are on.The figure was now right infront of Tom He still couldn't make out the angel like figure due to the bright light.The light started to dim down.The features on the figure were now visible and there stood before Tom was a woman she was perfect and smelt like the Queen of Rap.
"Who are you?"Tom took out his wand and held it up to the woman's face
"I'm your sexuality Monster Nicki Minaj, you summoned me when you questioned your queerness"Tom lowered his wand his alpha male instincts told him that Nicki was not a threat.
"so,What are you going to do Nicki?"
"I'm here to help you find out your true sexuality,you thought you were bisexual right?"
"yeah and?I don't need your help.Is that a leash you are holding?"Nicki was holding a pink leather leash that was in the fire she tugged on it a bit.Something appeared from the burning fire it was on all fours and in a pink latex outfit.
"What the fuck is that?Is it a 7 year old girls shit after eating slime?" Tom was debating whether to avada kedavra whatever the fuck that thing was or to turn the wand on himself.
"Oh this is just Frankie Grande he's the ghost of gay to scare away any unwanted straights whilst I'm on earth"Tom looked at the cast on Frankie's leg the foot was twisted like a contortionist,Tom looked back up to Nicki.
"What happened to his leg and why does it look like that"Tom's face scrunched up in disgust his alpha male senses were tingling whilst looking at Frankie,his fragile masculinity was threatened by this unconventional being. His male side told him to kick him and his gay side also told him to kick him.
"Oh, He got ran over by Millie Bobby Brown when I was on my duties tending to Jimin from Bts.His foots like that cus Jeffree Star did the surgery but purposely messed up his foot whilst doing a satanic ritual he did it because it scared Jeffree how 1 person could hold that much gayness inside of him, but I saved him from bleeding out on the surgery table his blood was everywhere (it was hot pink glitter) but I was too late that's when he turned into the Ghost of Gay.Anyway enough of fruitloop ,Tom we should get started on finding out your true sexuality."
