Don't wanna be a ________ _____.
Don't wanna be some beer some beer swillin' hockey nut.
And do I look like some frost-bitten hose head.
I never learned my alphabet from A-Z.
They all live off donuts and moose meat.
They all leave the house without packin' heat.
Never even bring their guns to the mall.
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money.
Can't take them seriously at all.
