The Beauty Pageant Chronicles: A Twilight Princess Fanfiction

The Characters

Link- a farmhand who takes it upon himself to go find the village kids after they were kidnapped by some mafia claiming to be fashion experts and ends up in a crazy adventure, might be a furry, but we don't know for sure yet

Midna- Former Miss Twilight Realm whose title was taken from her by Zant after she was cursed by him, she is now Link's guide in the real world, though if we're being honest, she's probably just using him so she can get the curse undone and reclaim her title

Zelda- Former Miss Hyrule whose title was given to Zant in order to spare her life and the lives of her family and friends, is probably going through an edgy phase, but we can't tell for sure because she's locked herself in her room and refuses to come out

Zant- Current Miss Twilight Realm and Miss Hyrule, he is second in command to the mafia boss, Ganondorf, and also wielder of illegal dark magic and maybe a gun with tranq darts, but that's not for certain, main source of entertainment is cursing innocent people and seeing what happens

Ganondorf- Ganon for short, mafia boss, definitely has illegal dark magic, wants to take over the fashion world and maybe the government as well

Light Spirits- the leading experts on fashion, they try to help Link on his journey by giving him fashion and legal advice

Ilia- a horse girl who has a crush on Link but tries not to make it obvious, wants to be Miss Hyrule someday

Talo- An immature kid whose only goal in life is to be able to use a sword

Malo- demon spawn of a child who somehow is the owner of Hyrule's version of Walmart

Beth- a VSCO girl who needs to learn a thing or two about real life, also has a crush on Link, and is always telling Ilia to back off

Colin- The most socially awkward of the bunch and also the nicest, he is a cinnamon roll through and through

Prince Ralis- An orphaned prince who is probably emo, he also cries a lot but if you value your life you won't mention anything to anyone about it

Goron elders- boomers who are also sumo wrestlers and think they know stuff about fashion, but in actuality, they very much don't

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tag yourself (i'm either zelda or talo depending on my mood)

haha i hope you're excited for this absolute dumpster fire of a fanfiction

the prologue will hopefully be up soon but no promises