A Real Manly Man

Candace's Big Day

"YES AHAHHAHAHAH" Candace yelled as she shoved her phone down her throat then regurgitated it back into her hand out of excitement.

The source of this excitement was her finding out she was trending on twitter. She has been trying to achieve this since she was in the womb. It was her biggest goal in life. To be someone, to be known. 

She got the idea to call out harry styles when she had a dream where she recalled the time where she got beat up by a One Direction fan when she was in middle school. While she may have lost the fight, it wasnt fair at all and candace can fight really good she was just tired from staying up reading her favorite book, The Ten Steps to Becoming the Perfect White Supremacist  

"I fucking hate one direction!!! And harry styles he makes me so horn- i mean ANGRY!!!" Candace knew she didnt actually hate harry, she just hated his stupid fanbase! But what better way to piss of those 12 year old fangirls than coming for harry styles.

So it begun, the best decision of her life. She pulled out her phone and starting scrolling through harry's page. "What the FUCK is this disgusting sexyhot- I MEAN REVOLTING THING" It was a MAN in a DRESS, and not just any man, but HARRY STYLES. 

Candace was FUMING!!! "THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!!! MUST..... TWEET!!!!!!!!"

Candace switched apps, frantically opening twitter. Her hands shaking at the thought that she might finally become relevant.

Candace could barely type, she was about to pass out but she managed to squeeze out something about "blah blah blah the west good Marxism bad why men wear dress again???" And the most iconic part of her tweet, "BRING BACK MANLY MEN!!!" 

She was panting by the time she finished writing. "Perfect..." She said as she pressed the tweet button. And it began, Candace's journey to world domination.

TO BE CONTINUED