Poop slinger

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Some random story I came up with. Special thanks to Katie_Lemon for giving me the whacko idea. Please send me your feedback, helps me improve :D

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"Well this isn't good...I'm tied to a chair. Oh! I didn't see you there, the name's Jake! I'd love to shake your little hands right now but as you can see I am being restrained in this chair for reasons I am yet to know. What? you see people coming? well, off with you then."

The furry little rodent scurried across the floor and into a vent. Three individuals wearing jet black jackets and red balaclavas enter the room. They form triangle around me and stare....stare at me for the longest amount of time. I am both frightened and confused. "Why would they get some nut job like me, strap me down a chair and stare at me? What? Do people like me that much?" I thought to myself. But my thoughts were cut short when one of them stops staring and removes their balaclava. Holy Christ on a cracker did his breath smell. It wasn't your usual sewer, rotten eggs and cheese smell but it was crap, I mean, FECAL MATTER. This guy's breath was horrendous, it almost knocked me out. Suddenly, brown stuff starts oozing out of his mouth and next thing I know, a flurry of fecal matter is shot at me.

I wake up in my room with my little brother, Mitri infront of me. Little bugger was throwing pillows at me. A sign of relief, I thought I was goner for sure. I stand up and look outside my window. Weather was pretty good: not too sunny, not too cloudy, t'was just right. I gazed at the other house and saw an individual with the exact same clothing as the ones in my dream, gaze back at me before disappearing in the curtains. Was it all just a dream? Was my little brother, Mitri pulling tricks on me? Why would I dream about people spitting fecal matter at me? And whatever happened to that rat I was talking to? I am totally confused and out of my mind right now. Nothing more to say, I will just sleep it off and hope this is all a dream within a dream within a dream.

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