Porcupines Stories

Ultimate porcupine textbook

This just a book of me explaining the HEDGEHOGS AND PORCUPINES ARE NOT THE SAME!!!!! Also any pictures or videos in this book are NOT mine and belong to who ever posted them!!

A weird experience Jake is yet to find out.

A limerick about porcupines and their habit of gnawing on salty wood.

Yep :) Just random junk that happens in my life.

Randomness! Porcupines! Zombies!

This is the second community Juke Box I've created on my profile. This one inspired by @lyttlejoe - who many of you will warmly know, who felt in these difficult times we could do with some cheer. Consequently this Juke box is inteneded to give the virus a virus of uplifting and happy songs for everyone to sing along with. PLEASE MESSAGE ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ADD A SONG AND I WILL POP A PENNY IN THE SLOT AND PUT IT ON :)

"I wrap myself in a cloth of lies, spikey lies that poke and stick out at intruders. My lies are my safety blanket, the one thing that keeps me from falling down- from actually trusting people. My lies are small but many, just like a porcupine's spikes are small but numerous. No one needs to know the truth about me, no one should. This is my decision I've made for myself since I was 9. I can't trust anyone, I can't tell the truth, and the only way to hide from pain is to give no one an opportunity to cause it." Aussie Maybelle lives a complicated life of lies that she weaved, carefully. She is a master manipulator and learned early on that trusting people only leads to pain. A girl so wrapped up in the lies that she created that she doesn't know what she's missing. Or more appropriate, who she is missing. One day she'll have to face the music, her secrets she's been hiding so desperately are bubbling up to the surface. As each lie is peeled away from her, what will be left of her true self? Has her soft interior finally succumbed to her lies... Robin Lynch values honesty, and he believes that it is the most important value in life. He always says if you can't tell me the truth then don't say anything at all. He sees everything as black and white, good and bad. Then he meets Aussie. She is unlike anything he's ever seen, yet he can't stop this nagging feeling that itches his consciousness, she's too good to be true. Aussie is the only grey area in his life and he's determined to her fit into his life of black and white-anything but grey. Join these two on an adventure with lies and truths, love and betrayal, and of course porcupines.

Likky the Hedgehog has a mission: to assassinate anyone who disrespects hedgehogs or porcupines, whether dead or alive. When he discovers that a member of his favorite band, The Beatles, has disrespected porcupines, he sets out to assassinate his favorite Beatle. Disclaimer: I do not own The Beatles. This is only fanfiction and is not meant to be taken seriously.

Not all stories end up how you want, but maybe this one does. Conner, number 44, finds the girl for him. ~Mils Currently under a edit touch up! More mature content kind of and language. If u don't like it just leave my loves🥰.