I Love P.E, A Little Too Much ...

Part 1

"ALIX, WAKE UP!" Mr Wright screamed slapping a ruler onto my desk.

"GERTRUDE" I screamed only just waking up. The class burst into fits of laughter, while Camron just held her lips together to stop herself peeing her pants. Luckily, the bell rang signalling change of period. I hated Camron and I's English teacher. he had a huge hunch back and a fail of a comb-over. I gathered my things before Camron approached me.

"Wake up idiot we have P.E next."She said nudging my foot.

"Coming, coming leave off would you .." I said as we trudged through the packed corridors towards the P.E department. Apparently, we had new gym teachers we took no notice of it to be honest. I Plopped my backpack on the wooden bench in the girls changing room and changed into my grey shorts and white polo. I slipped on my red converse before sitting down to chat with the other girls. Our teachers allways give us about twenty minutes to get changed before the lesson. I took out my ear and nose piercings incase they caught on anything, I saw Camron do the same with her earrings.

You see, me and Camron weren't like the typical girls you find in secondary school. I had light electric blue hair and had pierced my nose and three parts of my ear. I always wore these red geek glasses, sometimes I wore coloured perscription contacts but I preffered my glasses. Camron had tinged red hair and always wore quite dark eye make up, her hair was always slightly wavy and her eyes a pale greyish blue. She had two parts of her ears pierced and her nose like me. We worked in a small cafe on Saturdays, and on Wednesdays and Thursdays I went to drama and Camron went to Dancing.

I was stuck in my little dream world until Mrs Linch burst through the doors. I tied my hair up into a high ponytail as she spoke, calling each of our names for role call. Each of us ran out the door and into the gymnasium after our names had been called.

I stopped almost dead in my tracks when I entered the room. Yes, we had new teachers but they where different from any teacher we'd had before.

"I'm Harry and this is Niall, we're your new P.E teachers for this year." A boy with curly hair spoke. He and a boy with brunette hair dyed blonde where standing in the center of the room. The curly haired boy had vibrant green eyes, emerald green with small strokes of light green, he was wearing a pair of black sweats, a white t shirt, a dark hoodie and white conveerse. I could already see Camron almost drooling over him.

Now, the blonde boy had the nicest shade of blue eyes i had ever seen. He had his hair in a tousled style and was wearing pretty much the same as the first guy. I had already established that Camron liked the look of curly, but to be honest I was liking the looks of Niall. Don't go off and label us as sluts, In fact I had only had one boyfriend but that lasted for just over six months. Camron had had a few but they had also lasted a reasonable amount of time. Sure right now we were checking out our gym teachers, but it meant nothing we would probably be over looked by these guys.

I stood no chance against the bimbos that had their chests pushed out, there lips practically being bitten off and their arses sticking about a mile out. These girls always got the guys, the barbies and the fakes. I saw Alanna winking at the Harry guy. The no good slut. Alanna was hailed as the queen bee of our school. Before either of us started secondary Alanna gave Camron dogs abuse, complete bull if you ask me. Once we did start secondary, The abuse died down slightly but it still happened, she tried to make me her friend but I was having none of it.

"So seeing as it's our first day with you, we thought you'd like some easy things. If you all line up I think we'll play some dodgeball." Niall said, by the sounds of him he was Irish. The fakes were practically falling to their knees for these two. Now, I love a good accent from a boy but my Dad's Irish so I'm not so "Turned on" by it.

"He's making me moist." I heard a girl say behind me. She was practically tearing her clothes off. Camron nudged me, nearly peeing herself laughing. We stood on one of the red lines that created a makeshift basketball court. I was picked as one of the team captains as well as A girl named Ellen. Ellen was a wanna be popular girl so she chose all the fakes, whilst I chose actual sporty people of course Camron was on my team.

"So blue haired girls team will be defence while you guys are offence." Harry said wheeling a trolley full of balls (Teehee) in.

"It's Alix." I called to them as I walked away grumbling about the label I had already been given. The game started and went extremely well. i was dodging like the pro I am Joke, I was hiding behind my teammates. I heard a whimper come from Camron and saw that someone threw a basketball square in her gut. Basketballs where not supposed to be used for this crap. I ran over to her as she doubled over and saw a fake smirk at us. She picked up another basketball and hit me in the ankles, I was knocked off my feet and fell into the wall smacking my head in the process.

"Time out, Time out!" Niall yelled jogging over to us. Camron was upright now and just her breathing was a bit hitched. Everyone was looking at me, i got worried and put my hand to the top of my head. I felt a damp spot and saw my hand had a stain of red on it.

"Niall, could you take Alix to the medical room and do you want to just sit out?" Harry asked adressing us both in turn. Camron nodded obviously not getting her breath back too quickly, while Niall helped me up and guided me out of the room.

Once we got to the medical room Niall got a red plastic chair for me and I sat down. He got a cleaning kit from the cupboard and started to sort out my wound.

"I thought it was dodgeball we were playing." He said chuckling to himself.

"Please." I scoffed. " Why did you let them use basket balls ? And for your information I was being a kind citizen and helping my freind." I said rolling my eyes.

"You're right, their shouldn't have been basketballs but what you gonna do..." He said trailing off.

"Um, do your job and discipline the kids ? I mean i know I'm not a teacher but it's in the job description." I said quite confused at how he was acting.

"Well, Harry and I aren't full time teachers so we aren't that good at this stuff. In fact, why am I even telling you this." He said shaking his head.

"Because I'm one of the only non fake girls that aren't picturing you naked..." I mumbled under my breath.

"What was that ?" He said smirking.

"Because I'm one of the only non fake girls that aren't picturing you naked." I said louder this time.

"You shouldn't call girls like that fake, they're just .. figuring themselves out." He said.

"if you mean letting half the boys in our year figure them out then yeah, you're right." I scoffed.

"Right well, you're all sorted out so we'll just take you back to the gym hal and you can sit out." He said standing up.

I got out of the little chair and hobbled into the hall. My ankles where throbbing, but once I entered the hall I stopped thinking about it completely. Everyone was staring daggers at me. I smirked at the jealousy and envy that filled the air. I sat on a bench next to Camron who then leaned closer to me.

"Get in there . . ." She whispered. I burst out laughing and, sadly, snorted a bit. I got a few glances in my direction but the game progressed anyway.

"Well that looks like it's time to go, so all head back to the changing rooms and we'll see you tomorrow." Harry said smiling and waving us off. As we left I saw Alana pass Harry a crumpled piece of paper, and she winked at him. He screwed his face up in disgust and pocketed the paper before turning to Niall and bursting out laughing.

I take back what I said before, maybe it wasn't just the fakes that got the boys.

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A/N: Soooo, hope you liked it :3. Becca will probs do every odd numbered chapter, and I'll do every even numbered chapter...

So It's Christmas bitches, Santa knows where all the naughty girls live, that's why he be so jolly ;). Kidding he isn't real :(.

Dedicated to TheGlitterButterfly 'cause she was our first fan!

So Bye guise ... Whale

~Hevar