|-Just this dance?-| A hisoka x reader fanfic (DISCONTINUED)

You've gotta be kidding.

    ~*i'll rip you up and place you back together like my little flower~*

"Y/n. Get up. You can't slack off like this. As a maid of this royal family, you get up on time and do your work. Now hurry up and get dressed and come out here to clean around the place. It looked filthy." You heard the queen yell. 'Well that was an annoying wake up' you thought to yourself as you remember that you literally fell asleep in your maid outfit so all you had to do really was freshen up your face and too look presentable (I won't add hair cause lots of ppl wear hijabs so like 💕 but if you don't wear a hijab and you do your hair and stuff, just add hair to you getting ready and stuff when it's mentioned. Ty ty💕)  you open your door and see a basket with cleaning supplies inside of it. 'Jesus, am I like..the palace janitor? LMFAO' you laughed at yourself as you picked up the basket and started cleaning the bathrooms. After a good 2 hours of endless cleaning, you heard a noise. And since you were just exhausted from cleaning you ignored and continued mopping. The noise got louder and as you looked up, away from the mop, you saw a card fly by you. Like literally zoom by you. You turned around to see who the card belonged too and you just huffed. It was hisoka. Again. "Okay, what do you want this time. Can't you see I'm trying to get my job done. Why don't you just go..go back to doing whatever you're supposed to do instead of messing with me. God damn." You sighed turning back to your mop and continued mopping, ignoring him. He didn't like that you were ignoring him so he snatched the mop from you and poked you with it. And since you were already tired and pissed, you picked up the winded bottle you had near you and sprayed him with it. Many times. You sprayed him a lot. So he basically smelled like cleaning supplies. "Mm..now I'm all wet and I smell like a cleaning cloth~" he rolled off his tongue. "Okay and? You could've prevented that by leaving me the fuck alone. By the way, what the fuck do you do around here? Do you just exist?" You asked dipping the mop in the bucket and slapping it against the floor again. He looked at you and sat against a wall you cleaned. "Hey, go pick a different wall to lean on. I just cleaned that." You said annoyed. He ignored you and continued sitting there. After a couple minutes of awkward silence. Hisoka spoke up "I'm a jester. I entertain the royal family." He siad shuffling his cards. "Oh. Cool I guess? I mean I asked but I'm not impressed. There's literally clowns in the circus that do a better job than you at entertaining people. Now if you could, kindly fuck off and go 'entertain' someone. You said putting the last word in finger quotes. He looked at you and shook his head. He walked up to you and stroked your face with one of his cards before walking away and out of your view. You wipes your face making the weird feeling of being stroked away. After 5 hours of endless cleaning, you were finally done. The whole palace, finally cleaned. You went to your room and plopped down again, exhausted after today. You heard a faint knock on your door and you got up to answer it. Standing in the door was a fancy looking albasan. "Well don't you look fancy alba~" you teased, pulling him into your room. You say him down on your bed. "So, what did you manage to get?" Albasan asked quickly in case someone was listening to you both. "No, I wasn't able to get anything because that jester hisoka was near. What about you?" You asked, laying down. "I didn't get anything yet. I was busy serving people. And I'll bring you dinner. You look absolutely crushed." He joked before leaving. He came back with your f/f (favorite food) and a water and left you alone. You sighed heavily, to your relief, you were finally able to eat and rest. But to your demise, someone was listening to your conversation to albasan. Now, a third person knew about your job.

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