cold
this sensation in my fingertips is cold and smooth. i don't remember taking a nap on the floor, i should wake up i still have work after all.
huh, this ain't a room-no where is this?! why is it all black?! why is there a white tree there?! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FIGURE?!?!
"ah, you're finally awake"
"bruh, is this Skyrim?"
"no but, this is better. nice meeting you kid, name's STEVE you can say that I'm the BIGman in this joint"
"pffftttt"
"hey, I'm offended. I've grown fond of this name yknow"
"yeah sorry bout that, anyway what's this place?"
"oh, it's @#$&¶|×|°•℅¥\"
"whazzat? i don't catch it, can you repeat that?"
"it's @? #! $? ∆×√÷¶"
"nope"
"yknow what, let's just call it [the hub]. now, let's get down to business"
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"so your telling me that you want to reincarnated me?"
"yup"
"my job is... to enjoy my life to the fullest?"
"that's a yes from me dawg"
"and you'll reincarnated me with a cheat of my choice?"
"any cheat so ask away kid"
"hmmmm..... can i ask you a question STEVE?"
"ask and ye shall receive"
"have you ever read undead+unluck?"
"*SMUG*"
"sick, wicked sick"
and so the adventure of this poor- lucky soul began with excitement, smugness and degeneracy wait that's the wrong li-
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It's sucks to be UNdead
Randomjust your average Joe get to meet with STEVE. STEVE offer him a deal that he can't refuse "you want to reincarnated me?" "yup" "my job is... to enjoy my life to the fullest?" "that's a yes dawg" "and you'll reincarnated me with a cheat of my choice...
