I have bad timing...-_-

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So one day, my friend and i were in the mall playing a game where we sung a chorus of a song and the other person had five seconds to guess what it is. Here's what happened:

Friend: And i just wanna feel-

Me: feel this moment by christina agulara ft. Pitbull!

Friend: yup, your turn!

That gave me an idea:

Me: you can do what you want with my body!

Friend: *giggles*

Me: what?

Friend: *points at passing group of guys smiling at me*

Me: of fuck me....

Friend: * sounds like a retarded hyena dying of laughter on the ground*

Guy group: *starts walking our direction*

Me: *runs*

And this children is why you should watch what you say!

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