Prologue
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Disclaimer - (Cause fanfiction is tricky ground and I hope not to offend the creator of the original story and get sued)
This is a fanfiction, a work of fiction. It is an unofficial, non-canon alternate story based on Hideaki Sorachi's story "Gintama". Most of the media - such as the images and video's used in this fanfiction - are from the web. Thus, most of them aren't mine (because I really, really can't draw) unless mentioned. To fit the story, images are also edited by the photo editor. So they aren't mine, just edited.
Have you ever written something from the back of your head, and then realize oh sh** these were someone else's words. Yeah, that just happened to me, my disclaimer no less. Anyway, like 40% of this disclaimer belongs to KairuSui from quotev
Also if you own a picture or Video that I found online, and you either want your name added, or me to take it down. Please contact me and we can
talk it out.
P.s. I also ask that you do not copy my work and publish it onto any other website (I jump around on a lot of fanfiction websites...) If you're gonna use my idea, please ask me (I'll 99.99% say yes unless you're super duper rude). If I don't contact you within a week, then just assume I'm giving you the all clear and go for it. Just remember to credit me.
I do own my oc, Akita. Who will mostly be played by the character on the cover. But can also be played by other black haired blue eyed girls. If you want a set appearance for her, you can refer to the cover.
I may not get all the references in the story - because I haven't watched all those anime - so, sorry if I butchere those one.
Warnings:
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Akita Hijikata has been the nurse for the shinsengumi since it was founded. Growing up with the boys, no one knows them better than she does. But despite that, she has missed one crucial piece of information. She's oblivious to the love of a certain sadist. Will Sougo ever be able to climb out of the brother zone? For how long will Hijikata keep kicking him back in just when he's about to reach her? Aside from her, no one can deny that she is without a doubt, The Sadist's Nurse!
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"Hahahahaha! Forget being friend zoned. She brother zoned you." Hijikata laughed.
"Laugh it up well you can. By the time I'm done. You'll end up being my brother-in-law."
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"How oblivious is she!"
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"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't use the stinging disinfection." Akira asked, raising an eyebrow, with her hands on hips.
"I'm the chief."
"I'm your brother."
"I'm a sadist. Not a masochist."
"Rejected. Rejected. Rejected."
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I intend to have Hijikata end up with Sougo's sister, Mitsuba in this. If this triggers or weirds someone out, because once the two marry, Sougo will technically be Akira's brother in law. Then you are welcome to not read this, or stop reading this when this comes to. If someone is making you read this for whatsoever, I'm sorry. It is what it is. This is just what I have intended for my story. Please don't burn me or blow up my comments on roasts about this. Just try to remember that despite the fact you are reading this on your device, I am a human being with emotions. Have a great day! (Or night depending on what time you're reading this.)
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FanfictionAkita Hijikata has been the nurse for the shinsengumi since it was founded. Growing up with the boys, no one knows them better than she does. But despite that, she has missed one crucial piece of information. She's oblivious to the love of a certain...